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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1125 on: 08.12.2007, 04:14:45 »
Neznam ci to vtip/flip, ale dnes som objavil prikaz tracert v prikazovom riadku (cmd) vo windoze... Ako si tak tukam, tak ma napadlo: "tracert www.tu-ke.com" Skuste si to a potom si tu poslednu adresu natukajte do browsera, stoji to za to... ;)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1126 on: 08.12.2007, 04:38:45 »
este raz a teraz po slovensky poprosim  :emot-rolleyes:


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1127 on: 08.12.2007, 05:21:47 »
mrkvy... staci rovno pingnut ;) mas to to iste :)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1128 on: 08.12.2007, 11:11:45 »
Hej, ale mne ping nepise adresu, len IP.. ;)
2P: das si start --> run --> napises cmd, potom do toho carneho okienka napises "tracert www.tu-ke.com" a sledujes co sa bude diat... ;) A tu poslednu web page si opises do browsera a mas... ;) Moze byt? :)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1129 on: 08.12.2007, 16:10:42 »
porn maniac??? ja??? :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1130 on: 08.12.2007, 16:20:12 »
Hej, ale mne ping nepise adresu, len IP.. ;)
2P: das si start --> run --> napises cmd, potom do toho carneho okienka napises "tracert www.tu-ke.com" a sledujes co sa bude diat... ;) A tu poslednu web page si opises do browsera a mas... ;) Moze byt? :)

no ved tu IP hodis a uvidis co to bude :)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1131 on: 08.12.2007, 16:37:52 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1132 on: 08.12.2007, 16:56:02 »


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1133 on: 08.12.2007, 16:58:15 »
no to je snad kazdemu jasne ze ja nie informaticka  :emot-LMAO:

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1134 on: 08.12.2007, 19:27:19 »
PUSTA AJ TY?

btw1: http://spravy.pravda.sk/takmer-stvrtina-slovakov-su-abstinenti-f0b-/sk_zaujima.asp?c=A071207_151754_sk_zaujima_p12
btw2: citujem Podľa štatistík sa postupne priemerná spotreba alkoholických nápojov na Slovensku znižuje a každý obyvateľ krajiny v minulom roku v prepočte vypil 8,9 litra čistého liehu.
         ---- to kde akoze? to jazdime na metanol? ci ako?
btw3: uz som pred Pustou s postmi... :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1135 on: 09.12.2007, 03:21:18 »
Neznam ci to vtip/flip, ale dnes som objavil prikaz tracert v prikazovom riadku (cmd) vo windoze... Ako si tak tukam, tak ma napadlo: "tracert www.tu-ke.com" Skuste si to a potom si tu poslednu adresu natukajte do browsera, stoji to za to... ;)
jj to som pisal uz v server move... :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1136 on: 09.12.2007, 03:33:59 »
PUSTA AJ TY?

btw1: http://spravy.pravda.sk/takmer-stvrtina-slovakov-su-abstinenti-f0b-/sk_zaujima.asp?c=A071207_151754_sk_zaujima_p12
btw2: citujem Podľa štatistík sa postupne priemerná spotreba alkoholických nápojov na Slovensku znižuje a každý obyvateľ krajiny v minulom roku v prepočte vypil 8,9 litra čistého liehu.
         ---- to kde akoze? to jazdime na metanol? ci ako?
btw3: uz som pred Pustou s postmi... :D

Yeah na to si pamatam, som robil ten prieskum.. Keby som vedel, ze to takto dopadne, tak by som tam dal dajake normalnejsie odpovede.. :D

Neznam ci to vtip/flip, ale dnes som objavil prikaz tracert v prikazovom riadku (cmd) vo windoze... Ako si tak tukam, tak ma napadlo: "tracert www.tu-ke.com" Skuste si to a potom si tu poslednu adresu natukajte do browsera, stoji to za to... ;)
jj to som pisal uz v server move... :D

No ja znam, som si to vsimol, ale nie kazdy hned pochopil o com tocis... Takto si to mohli vyskusat doma.. :D ;)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1137 on: 09.12.2007, 03:53:58 »
Neznam ci to vtip/flip, ale dnes som objavil prikaz tracert v prikazovom riadku (cmd) vo windoze... Ako si tak tukam, tak ma napadlo: "tracert www.tu-ke.com" Skuste si to a potom si tu poslednu adresu natukajte do browsera, stoji to za to... ;)


Ale no. Je to neeticke  :)


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1138 on: 09.12.2007, 04:09:06 »
Preco myslis ze je to neeticke? Akoze podla mna sa nemame za co hanbit.. Forum mame zadara, tak si myslim, ze je "jedno" a akom serveri bezi, nech je na nom aj porno.. :) Kym tam nie su moje fotky.. :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1139 on: 09.12.2007, 17:38:50 »
potom za to budem JA vyberat prachy... :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1140 on: 09.12.2007, 18:06:22 »
Za moje nahate fotky? Mno ked mi das 150% podiel, tak dobre... :D

Má-li si žena udržet chlapa, musí se postarat, aby měl plný žaludek a prázdný pytlík.
Lidová moudrost ;)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1141 on: 09.12.2007, 18:33:33 »
ja som na tom biedne...  :nervous:

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1142 on: 09.12.2007, 18:50:29 »
ty mas prazdny zaludok a plny pytlík ?  :emot-LMAO:


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1143 on: 09.12.2007, 19:12:17 »
niieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, sak jasne, mam co jest.... :lol9:

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1144 on: 09.12.2007, 19:38:56 »
A aj fanfo obcas pomoze.. V nudzi poznas priatela.. :D :D ;)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1145 on: 09.12.2007, 20:32:12 »
ajajaaaaaj to mu akoze navari?  :emot-LMAO:


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« Reply #1146 on: 09.12.2007, 21:25:08 »
Hej navari a obcas spolu aj napecu.. :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1147 on: 10.12.2007, 06:13:42 »
Mno o5 jeden z mojich prispevkov, ked nefim ci to vtip/flip, ale asi ne.. ;) Nefim, kam som to mal supnut.. :) Som si spomenul na etarget odkazy, ze by bolo kliknut, tak som si nasiel nieco zaujimave, len tak zbezne.. http://www.cocoon-agency.com/cocoon.htm Nie je to ktovieaka vtipna stranka a ani som velmi necital, o com je ta firma ( :D ), ale co ma zaujalo, je ich menu.. :) Nemozem z neho.. ;)

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #1149 on: 11.12.2007, 02:52:53 »
to akoze vazne ho vystrelili?  :j_shocked: