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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #300 on: 07.06.2007, 00:24:31 »
count me in ;)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #301 on: 07.06.2007, 00:26:04 »
ja tam vidim zhrbeneho technika za terminalom ako nahadzuje interface... :P
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #302 on: 07.06.2007, 00:30:50 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #303 on: 07.06.2007, 08:12:49 »
Heh haluz...

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #304 on: 07.06.2007, 15:48:26 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #305 on: 07.06.2007, 16:32:44 »
ROFL
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #306 on: 10.06.2007, 00:59:28 »
Víte jaká hra Od Microsoftu je nejlepší?
Windows: instalace je pekelně akční, nastavení je děsivá strategie a normální práce je zajímavá adventura
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #308 on: 12.06.2007, 19:52:02 »


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #309 on: 12.06.2007, 21:06:04 »
lol de mozem zohnat taky transparent??? :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #310 on: 13.06.2007, 00:47:22 »
ta zenska/organizacia je pometen!!! ach jaaaj oni si zmylil cisco s alanom turingom , idem im napisat mail nech to zmenia ze "Destroy The Cisco"
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #311 on: 13.06.2007, 02:23:24 »
ja len by som chcel vediet, ze preco ta zenska drzi v ruke vlajku homosexualov? to akoze co s nou chce? ona to mieni propagovat alebo ist proti tomu? ? ? ... mi je to nejake divne cele

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #312 on: 13.06.2007, 04:58:58 »
niceeeeeee  :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: ... ale ved to sa moze stat kazdemu :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #313 on: 13.06.2007, 05:17:33 »
bola aspon pekna ????
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #314 on: 13.06.2007, 05:54:07 »
vam poviem vtip.. sme mali zguzgu z objektoveho a jedna kocka (nie informaticka) sa opytala: Pan ucitel a ked chcem dat tu gulicku prec, ako to mam spravit? (vysvetlenie.. gulicka=oznacenie odpovede pri radio button)

no mna by zaujimala aj ta reakcia + odpoved   :lb:

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #315 on: 13.06.2007, 05:56:10 »
no mna by zaujimala aj ta reakcia + odpoved   :lb:
skratka ber to asi tak, ze nebola dostatocne VTIPOVA A FLIPOVA pre zverejnenie a mozno by skor len pokazila to cele ;) ... casto mas aj vtipy takto nedopovedane :D ... OK ... ja idem spat, bo pisem rozne veci :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #316 on: 13.06.2007, 18:48:30 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #318 on: 13.06.2007, 22:25:31 »
fajna caja vyzera byt tota co to drzi! :thumbs-up:

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #319 on: 14.06.2007, 01:34:10 »
 Prídu rómovia do hotela na recepciu a recepčný sa ich pýta: "Máte rezerváciu?" - "Dig, dilino, vyzeráme jak indiáni?"
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #320 on: 14.06.2007, 01:36:42 »
 Na kopci sa jež napcháva jablkami. Priletí bocian a pýta sa: - Čo ješ? - Čo bocian? Bocian sa zamyslí a pýta sa: - Čo ješ, jež? - Čo, bocian bocian?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #321 on: 14.06.2007, 02:22:37 »
looooooooool jaky kamen:D:D:D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #324 on: 15.06.2007, 23:56:24 »
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