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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5575 on: 09.11.2009, 04:29:26 »
dpc :D :D :D :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5576 on: 09.11.2009, 04:30:19 »
omg sak to som myslel ze uz vsetci slovaci davno vydeli v telke...
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5577 on: 09.11.2009, 23:30:58 »

Za slovensky narod bije mi srdce v hrudi.

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5578 on: 10.11.2009, 00:38:36 »
som sa skoro rozplakal :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5579 on: 13.11.2009, 05:03:17 »
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5580 on: 13.11.2009, 22:30:23 »
brix will be shat

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5581 on: 14.11.2009, 06:45:30 »
Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life.

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« Reply #5582 on: 14.11.2009, 23:38:10 »

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5583 on: 15.11.2009, 03:33:24 »
Mno dnesne volby, proste fun :D
Idem tam, ze poriadne ani neviem kto kandiduje, a ze budem volit podla strany. Fail :D Sloboda a solidarita nic, zato Strana rómskej koalície, SMK, Komunistická strana Slovenska a podobnych blbosti plno.
Tak kaslem na to vravim, dam nejakych nezavislych.  Potom pozeram mena, a tam moja byvala spoluziacka zo zakladky, medzi 40-50 rocnymi ujkami ona 19, čašník-servír  ;D ;D ;D
A nedavno som nahodou objavila Stranu priatelov vina :D http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strana_priate%C4%BEov_v%C3%ADna 

Krasne volit na Slovensku...

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« Reply #5584 on: 15.11.2009, 04:07:21 »
Mno dnesne volby, proste fun :D
Idem tam, ze poriadne ani neviem kto kandiduje, a ze budem volit podla strany. Fail :D Sloboda a solidarita nic, zato Strana rómskej koalície, SMK, Komunistická strana Slovenska a podobnych blbosti plno.
Tak kaslem na to vravim, dam nejakych nezavislych.  Potom pozeram mena, a tam moja byvala spoluziacka zo zakladky, medzi 40-50 rocnymi ujkami ona 19, čašník-servír  ;D ;D ;D
A nedavno som nahodou objavila Stranu priatelov vina :D http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strana_priate%C4%BEov_v%C3%ADna 

Krasne volit na Slovensku...
Strana priatelov vina je moj favorit uz niekolko rokov, ale bohuzial som ju nikdy nevidel vo volbach :)
tiez dobra strana bola Strana pravdy, ktorej predseda u nich v dedine kazdy rok usporaduval preteky anglicakov dolu hlavnou ulicou...
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5585 on: 15.11.2009, 05:30:11 »
buginyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5586 on: 15.11.2009, 21:12:33 »
stalo sa mi pred malou chvilou..

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« Reply #5587 on: 15.11.2009, 21:20:42 »
stalo sa mi pred malou chvilou..

Vyskyt slov "System" a "Windows" v bezprostrednej blizkosti dokonale vysvetluje pricinu problemu :laugh:
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
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Worry what your friends think, not your enemies

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« Reply #5588 on: 15.11.2009, 23:55:52 »
Auto-suggestion: "I have a life"
Uncontroled thinking: "So what the.."

 ;D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5589 on: 16.11.2009, 02:39:24 »
I recall my first time with a condom.

I was 16 or so. I went into the drugstore to buy a pack of condoms.
There was a beautiful women behind the counter. She could see that I
was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No".

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store.
It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door and
locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned
her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that
all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the
condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on, " she insisted, "we don't have much time." So I climbed
on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back
and pow, I was done within a minute.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I replied,
"I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5590 on: 16.11.2009, 03:12:28 »
hunto preco si to pisal po anglicky ?

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5591 on: 16.11.2009, 03:21:25 »
zeby to nebolo take okate
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5592 on: 16.11.2009, 03:32:59 »
Ha, tak teraz si sa odhalil, ze pre koho kupujes tie helikoptery a buginy :D Kolko rokov ma syncek? ;D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5593 on: 16.11.2009, 03:40:04 »
:-X
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5594 on: 16.11.2009, 04:22:57 »
Ha, tak teraz si sa odhalil, ze pre koho kupujes tie helikoptery a buginy :D Kolko rokov ma syncek? ;D
lol
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5595 on: 16.11.2009, 14:23:31 »
nieco pre vyznavacov siahodlhych obrazkovych pornogalerii...
Lickable Apple Mouse

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5596 on: 16.11.2009, 14:27:33 »
Ako prislusnik Apple sekty dodam iba - NO A CO?

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5597 on: 16.11.2009, 15:01:08 »

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5598 on: 17.11.2009, 00:25:28 »
dobra rada je nad zlato :D relax

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #5599 on: 18.11.2009, 02:04:50 »
 Roman :) (19:55:00 17/11/2009)
uz som zbaleny:D:D
 Lea (19:55:42 17/11/2009)
dobreee
 Lea (19:55:47 17/11/2009)
mne to bude viac ako polhodinu trvat :D
 Roman :) (19:59:22 17/11/2009)
mne to trvalo 5 minut :D:D

 Lea (19:59:42 17/11/2009)
:D
ale tak ty si na dva dni
ja na desat
to je pat krat viac :D
5x5 je 25
:P
+ som zena :D :D
5minut

a takto prišla k 30tim minútam :D to je zmýšlanie... ( Lea = Safyia )
Nie je nič nákazlivejšie ako rozhodný a presvedčením sa vyznačujúci život.