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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4925 on: 17.04.2009, 03:59:57 »
neviem preco ale nemozem z toho

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4926 on: 17.04.2009, 17:57:08 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4927 on: 17.04.2009, 23:19:04 »
Quote from: mishelka on  16.04.2009, 18:37:55
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ja nemozem z toho jak to decko prdlo :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:
nic v zlom, ale na takuto pracu su stvorene asi len zeny.. :)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4928 on: 17.04.2009, 23:40:31 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4929 on: 19.04.2009, 03:09:42 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4930 on: 19.04.2009, 03:30:15 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4931 on: 19.04.2009, 06:05:49 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4932 on: 19.04.2009, 16:12:30 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4933 on: 19.04.2009, 23:21:28 »
pre veducu vtip:

Bolo raz jedno dievčatko a volalo sa Evička.
Raz tak išla lesom, keď z krovia vyskočil chlapík a začal z nej strhávať
šaty.
Ale Evička sa iba smiala, lebo vedela, že mu budu malé.
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4934 on: 20.04.2009, 02:41:22 »
Quote from: nighthunter on  19.04.2009, 23:21:28
pre veducu vtip:

Bolo raz jedno dievčatko a volalo sa Evička.
Raz tak išla lesom, keď z krovia vyskočil chlapík a začal z nej strhávať
šaty.
Ale Evička sa iba smiala, lebo vedela, že mu budu malé.

Hunťo ale ved jemu predsa neslo o saty :ohmigod:
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4935 on: 20.04.2009, 02:51:41 »
NFS
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4936 on: 20.04.2009, 03:05:36 »
Quote from: t0Mi on  20.04.2009, 02:41:22
Quote from: nighthunter on  19.04.2009, 23:21:28
pre veducu vtip:

Bolo raz jedno dievčatko a volalo sa Evička.
Raz tak išla lesom, keď z krovia vyskočil chlapík a začal z nej strhávať
šaty.
Ale Evička sa iba smiala, lebo vedela, že mu budu malé.

Hunťo ale ved jemu predsa neslo o saty :ohmigod:

nechaj tak... to nevysvetlis
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4937 on: 20.04.2009, 04:03:41 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4938 on: 20.04.2009, 07:45:26 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4939 on: 20.04.2009, 12:35:06 »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4940 on: 21.04.2009, 14:56:36 »
« Last Edit: 22.04.2009, 22:32:24 by mishelka »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4941 on: 21.04.2009, 16:56:35 »
 :D :D :D aaaaaaaa  ;D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4942 on: 22.04.2009, 16:50:54 »
Vnučka je na prázdninách u svojho nahluchlého dedka. Raz vbehne do domu a nadšene volá:
”Dedo! Predstav si, na záhradke nám vyrástla takáto mrkva a takéto kaleráby!”
Dedko odpovie:
”A máš ho rada, dievčatko?”
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4943 on: 22.04.2009, 22:32:03 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4944 on: 22.04.2009, 22:35:30 »
lol :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4945 on: 23.04.2009, 01:05:41 »
a ja ze to bude naha zena...:D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4946 on: 25.04.2009, 01:47:31 »
  Štatistika
- pokiaľ sa jedlo dostane z úst do žalúdku, trvá to 7 sekúnd
- ľudský vlas udrží 3 kg
- mužský penis je rovnako dlhý ako ich ich palec x 3
- ženské srdce bije rýchlejšie než mužské
- na jdnom chodidle máme viac než tisíc miliárd baktérií
- používame 300 svalov len na to, aby sme udržali vonováhu
- stehenná kosť je ako cement
... každá žena si už túto štatistiku prečítala
... muži si ešte prezerajú svoj palec...
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4947 on: 25.04.2009, 05:48:48 »
by ma zaujímalo, kto robí štatistiky, koľko svalov treba na udržanie vodováhy? ;D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4948 on: 25.04.2009, 06:00:16 »
ja to nevymyslam ale len kopcim a dokonca je tam vonovaha  :evica:
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4949 on: 27.04.2009, 06:00:21 »
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