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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4700 on: 26.02.2009, 21:15:15 »
Quote from: ApokalypS on  26.02.2009, 18:29:17
Quote from: Bc.Veduci on  26.02.2009, 05:06:19
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
podarilo sa mi dosiahnut level rocketing rabbit.. ale dost rychle to bolo na mna.. :D neviem na ktory pokus som sa dostal tak vysoko.. :D
Quote from: Smokie on  26.02.2009, 16:21:51
Tiez padla otazka preco nezaluju aj Google, ked aj on svojim sposobom funguje ako torrent search engine... Odpoved bola jednoducha. Google je clen IFPI a ma skupinu 10 ludi, ktori bojuju proti piratstvu. Inak by zalovali aj ich.
zalozte si vlastny topic o tom.. ;) toto su vtipy a flipy..
a pobavilo ma, ze by zalovali aj google.. to teraz mozu zalovat vsetkych a za vsetko, v podstate..
rozkaz sefe ;) mas pravdu, nehodi sa to sem velmi... ale na druhu stranu, pristup zalobcu vyzera tak trochu ako vtip ;)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4701 on: 27.02.2009, 02:50:43 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4702 on: 27.02.2009, 07:09:55 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4703 on: 27.02.2009, 15:05:38 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4704 on: 27.02.2009, 22:51:05 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4705 on: 27.02.2009, 22:57:10 »
ja poznam take ze I dont need a girlfriend, TUKE fucks me enough
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4706 on: 27.02.2009, 22:57:36 »
ktore asi vzniklo skor
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4707 on: 27.02.2009, 23:06:23 »
:D ta dobra hlaska :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4708 on: 28.02.2009, 16:31:55 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4709 on: 28.02.2009, 16:32:58 »
ta cervena cast je cool :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4710 on: 28.02.2009, 16:35:07 »
Quote from: Bc. nemtom on  28.02.2009, 16:32:58
ta cervena cast je cool :D

A najpravdivejsia... ;D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4711 on: 28.02.2009, 16:36:20 »
jj, ale to je aj zlta
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4712 on: 28.02.2009, 16:55:35 »
ako keby som to pisal ja :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4713 on: 28.02.2009, 20:50:23 »
No toto asi sedi na 99 percent web developerov...
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4714 on: 28.02.2009, 21:46:56 »
tá tyrkysová je základ :D

jediný jazyk, ktorý programátori skutočne ovládajú, je nadávať :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4715 on: 28.02.2009, 22:03:09 »
more ze tyrkysova... si zena? :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4716 on: 28.02.2009, 22:04:03 »
tyrkysová je základná farba v pc :P Cmyk - to C je tyrkysová :P aspoň tie základné farby by si mohol poznať :D cmyk, rgb a biela :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4717 on: 28.02.2009, 22:05:08 »
hehe, ešte ku tej debate o piratebay.org... :)
http://www.inet.sk/clanok/7101/v-norsku-vyhlasili-boj-proti-zdielaniu-za-zbytocny
bude fun ešte :D zachvíľu sa všetky takéto servery presťahujú do nórska :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4718 on: 01.03.2009, 04:16:07 »
Quote from: Agamemnon on  28.02.2009, 22:04:03
tyrkysová je základná farba v pc :P Cmyk - to C je tyrkysová :P aspoň tie základné farby by si mohol poznať :D cmyk, rgb a biela :D
ja poznam aj cmuk nelen cmyk
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4719 on: 01.03.2009, 04:32:43 »
Povídají si dva informatici:
- Představ si, včera jsem se seznámil s nádhernou blondýnou.
- Ty máš ale štěstí.
- Pozval jsem ji k sobě, trochu jsme pili, objal jsem ji...
- No a co dál?
- Najednou mi říká: "Svlíkni mě!"
- Teeeda...
- Svlíknul jsem jí teda sukni, kalhotky, pak jsem ji posadil na stůl vedle notebooku...
- Nepovídej, ty sis koupil notebook? Co má za procesor?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4720 on: 01.03.2009, 05:15:28 »
If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal? (57005)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4721 on: 01.03.2009, 16:37:52 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4722 on: 01.03.2009, 16:53:43 »
konecne viem co ktory exception znamena :laugh:

Zase, Java hned tak skoro z rana  :mishela
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4723 on: 02.03.2009, 13:29:35 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4724 on: 02.03.2009, 17:25:52 »
zhodli sme sa na tom, ze je to tyrkysova.. :D
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