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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4525 on: 15.02.2009, 17:19:10 »
staci ze nebudem pocuvat hudbu 1 den a budem mat naladu ze rozkopem cely svet :j_tongue:
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4526 on: 15.02.2009, 17:22:12 »
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Ach jaj anatomia, ty pica smradlava vyjebana skurvena. Clovek sa uci, dnom i nocou a pokokot z toho. Ani co si mastny kokot lacna kurva 4 krat do huby strci, ani za kokot si ta bedna sprosta nic nezapamata. Vyjebane velke knihy. Clovek rano vstane, ani picu si neposkriabe, lebo uz sa musi ucit aby pokokot naplnil denny plan, ktory aj tak nestiha, lebo je na picu a ani ten nenaplni. A nepamata si nic, aj keby slana pica na zem padla, aj keby ta pica bakterii plna bola, aj tak si nic nepamata, hlava derevna cerviva. Mozog prelezeny chrobakmi, marha vyjebana slana, nepracuje, len by spal kokot a ATP palil, ale ze by si nejaky drot zapamatal... to neee kamarade to neee neekzistuje. Aj poliat benzinom sa mozes, aj tak si nezapamatas, na to pamataj. Clovek sa nie len ze nic nenauci, ba co viac, zabudne, strati rodinu, kamaratov, osprostie a zhnije, ach jebem ja tvoju kurvu materinu dusku najebanu svinsku cerveno slanu do pice a aj do skoreho videnia
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4528 on: 16.02.2009, 01:50:50 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4529 on: 16.02.2009, 02:29:33 »
hunťo kamo, ale toto nemyslis vazne, sak to je ooooold uz skoro rok :D
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« Reply #4530 on: 16.02.2009, 02:31:03 »
hunťo kamo, ale toto nemyslis vazne, sak to je ooooold uz skoro rok :D

Teba raz tak stretnut o takych 40 rokov niekde na ulici... Tak uz zdialky budem kricat ze OOOOOLD. :j_rolleyes:

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4531 on: 16.02.2009, 02:57:00 »
to vtedy uz naozaj bude old :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4532 on: 16.02.2009, 19:58:03 »
<a> Proč vlastně musíme jíst jídlo s obsahem železa? Kdybychom ho nejedli, tak by nás magnetické pole Země nepřitahovalo a my bychom odlétli někam do vesmíru?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4533 on: 16.02.2009, 22:42:49 »
ved co na tom ze hemoglobin je tvoreny organickym komplexom zeleza


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4534 on: 16.02.2009, 22:45:26 »
ved co na tom ze hemoglobin je tvoreny organickym komplexom zeleza

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4535 on: 16.02.2009, 22:46:26 »
to su vazne veci

//preco je lavy horny a pravy dolny dusik  viazany prerusovanou vazbou :j_shocked:
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4536 on: 16.02.2009, 23:45:49 »
mozno to bude znazornovat ze to nieje rovinna molekula ale priestorovo usporiadana  bk

edit: ale ked si vsimnes ze ostatne dusiky su trojväzbove a tie dva su 4 väzbove tak to mozno znazornuje len elektorstaticku silu ako N+ abo co :D


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4537 on: 16.02.2009, 23:49:47 »
vtip storocia podla mna... *THUMBS UP*
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« Reply #4538 on: 16.02.2009, 23:55:38 »
navrhujem poslat do relacie Vtipnejsi zaspava
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4539 on: 16.02.2009, 23:55:55 »
mozno to bude znazornovat ze to nieje rovinna molekula ale priestorovo usporiadana  bk

edit: ale ked si vsimnes ze ostatne dusiky su trojväzbove a tie dva su 4 väzbove tak to mozno znazornuje len elektorstaticku silu ako N+ abo co :D
to neni van der waalsova sila abo daco take?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4540 on: 17.02.2009, 00:21:54 »
nechceli ste ist studovat chemiu nahodou? sak ja nemam sajna poslednu stranu..
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4541 on: 17.02.2009, 00:25:35 »
a to si nevidel cyklopentanoperhydroxyfenantren, alebo polyetylenglykoltereftalat
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4542 on: 17.02.2009, 00:33:48 »
nemtom, to si si vymyslel?? :D Bo ked som to dal do guglu, tak mi naslo len toto... :D :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4543 on: 17.02.2009, 00:49:45 »
JC: nefiem moze byt :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4544 on: 17.02.2009, 00:53:51 »
ziadne nic vymyslene, toto su jedine 2 zluceniny co som si odniesol z chemie
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« Reply #4545 on: 17.02.2009, 00:54:55 »
ja z chemie poznam len alkoholy.. :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4546 on: 17.02.2009, 01:15:39 »
hodim vam sem definiciu van der waalsovych vazobnych sil ? :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4547 on: 17.02.2009, 01:31:03 »
vodkol, fernetol, hruskol, slivkol a podobne, ze? :D

edit: to bolo mrvkymu :)
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« Reply #4548 on: 17.02.2009, 01:31:18 »
hodim vam sem definiciu van der waalsovych vazobnych sil ? :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #4549 on: 17.02.2009, 01:43:55 »
hodim vam sem definiciu van der waalsovych vazobnych sil ? :D
netreba ale mozes mi potvrdit ze som sa nemylil/mylil?
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