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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3950 on: 22.11.2008, 02:36:04 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3951 on: 23.11.2008, 02:27:57 »
stare.. fuuj.. vypiskat.. :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3952 on: 23.11.2008, 02:54:52 »
On a ona cestujú v električke.
On sa pozrie na ňu.
Ona sa pozrie na neho.
On "Informatik" - pomyslí si študentka
Ona "Študentka" - pomyslí si bezdomovec.

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3953 on: 24.11.2008, 16:28:11 »
"Draha, co by si urobila keby som vyhral v Lotte?" "Zobrala by som polovicu a opustila by som ta!" "Uhadol som 3 cisla, tu mas 50 korun a pal do pice!"
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3954 on: 24.11.2008, 16:34:29 »
LNC [10:33]
robil si etiku podla tych ISO noriem?


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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3955 on: 25.11.2008, 05:16:48 »
DO IT YOURSELF
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3956 on: 25.11.2008, 05:39:07 »
Ak by z internetu stiahli vsetko porno ostala by jedina stranka s nazvom "Vratte nam PORNO!!"
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3957 on: 25.11.2008, 19:43:34 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3958 on: 25.11.2008, 20:04:49 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3959 on: 25.11.2008, 20:20:19 »
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« Reply #3960 on: 25.11.2008, 20:22:22 »
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"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3961 on: 25.11.2008, 20:39:06 »
z nasho tahanovskeho "fora", nastvany uzivatel nesuhlasi s adminom

TI DAM ZASRANA DO USTOCH BAZMEK !

Si co myslis o sebe ze co si ? ze ty si tu teraz velky bubak admin ta sa seci posereme ?Ta trt makovi!Natomto fore si mame byt vseci rovny a ja si uz duplom nenechapm skakat po hlave a duplom ne tu ! .... a nemozem zato ze ten kar technik .... pride po 10 hodinach a sa spytaj pre mna zamna celeho bolku ze ako dlho trva nahodenie ! A mi NEDRISTAJ ze 10 min bo ta kopnem do hlavy!(nemyslene doslova).... a co je nato ze sa niekdo stazuje na vas ... aj keby ze mame problem z elektrikov .. aj tak je extel firma jeden velky bordel ... a nebudem sa tvarit ze nie je... teraz urcite napises ze oo tak ked sa ti nepaci tak kludne prestup k inej firme ... ale preco by som ja mal teraz zse srat z dajakym inim dodavatelom len kvoli tomu ze tam mate bordel ... a to nerozpravam len otom ze mi neide intert .. clovek vam pride zaplatit a nemate ani tolko VRITI sa ho spytat po pol hodine ze co si zela a ked sa vas opytam ze chcem zaplatiti tak mi z usmevom oznamite ze nemate ces... akoze sa nehnevaj ... ale toto je uz fakt vrchol .... a teraz sa tu clovek ozve ze to neide ta hned zacinas sa tu rozculovat ... by si si uz mal zviknut ze sa na vas vecina ludi len stazuje a nie vas chvali .. ale berem na vedomie .. asi ti to uz lezie na mozog... a ze mam chladit slova .. nepatrim k ludom co si davaju servitku pred usta a ked mam nieco na srdci tak nemam problem to tu napisat ... a mam na nich aj rpavo

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3962 on: 25.11.2008, 21:16:24 »
Quote from: nighthunter on  25.11.2008, 20:39:06
btw dostal ban :D

na toto som myslel cely cas, ked som to cital :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3963 on: 25.11.2008, 21:19:22 »
ale ved bol uprimny, tak pekne od srdca mu to islo...

zaujimalo by ma ale ako Vam to napisal, ked mu nesiel net ?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3964 on: 25.11.2008, 21:20:50 »
admin ma asi 1cm penis mi z toho vyslo...
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3965 on: 25.11.2008, 21:30:59 »
oni mali spolu nejaky intimny vztah?
nieje admin chovanec ?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3966 on: 25.11.2008, 22:41:05 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3967 on: 25.11.2008, 23:40:45 »
Quote from: kOsTi on  25.11.2008, 21:20:50
admin ma asi 1cm penis mi z toho vyslo...

mne vysli 2 cm
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3968 on: 26.11.2008, 02:29:22 »
Quote from: Havran on  25.11.2008, 23:40:45
Quote from: kOsTi on  25.11.2008, 21:20:50
admin ma asi 1cm penis mi z toho vyslo...

mne vysli 2 cm

asi si sa prepocital... mne vyslo tiez nieco okolo 1...
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3969 on: 26.11.2008, 03:27:35 »
Quote from: LM on  25.11.2008, 21:30:59
oni mali spolu nejaky intimny vztah?
nieje admin chovanec ?
ma taky nick ze chx
bol raz aj tu na fore ale sfukli ste ho :D

takze ked vychadzame z mena tak by to mohol byt aj on
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3970 on: 26.11.2008, 03:30:00 »
jj a robi v nesse :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3971 on: 26.11.2008, 03:30:35 »
ness je zly ?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3972 on: 26.11.2008, 03:32:07 »
neviem nerobil som :D ale podla vacsiny suxx
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3973 on: 26.11.2008, 03:32:50 »
kategoria Tsystems hej ?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #3974 on: 26.11.2008, 03:33:07 »
tha dostalo sa to tam
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