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recepty a vylepsenia :D

Started by cheMicka, 01.04.2010, 02:06:21

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cheMicka


domino3d

o com je tento topic?

...ked robite buchty na pare a zohrievate maslo tak tam kvapnite trocha vody a bude toho viac a cokolada bude mat kremovejsiu chut (zapredpokladu ze grankom si to posypete :) )
vivat academicus

Havran

2dcl zeleneho caju
4cl Tatransky Vietor/Ladovec
1cl limetkovej stavy

podavame v long pohary s ladom, ozdobene matou pripadne medovkou
Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life.

cheMicka


Raleon

1- 2 dl vody, v tom asi 4-5 min varit 1 celu skoricu, a asi 9 klincekov.
potom doliat asi 7dl vina.
nenechat zovriet, bo sa vypari alkohol, len zohriat pokym neni horuce.. (sa peni, a zacat pocut taky zvuk ako by sa chystal vriat)
pred odobratim dodtat cca 9 lyziciek cukru, rozmiesat aby sa roztopilo...

odobrat, pit, spat.


There is no such bad temper that can not be fixed with some good wine.

domino3d

NATIERKA
majoneza,
postruhany syr,
rozdrveny cesnak,
pomiesme a mame chutnu natierku. Neodporucam sa bozkavat po nej


KOLAC
piskotova drť + kakao (granko) + kokos + maslo (alebo lekvar, podla chuti) + 1-2dcl rumu
hmotu premiesame a vytvorime z nej gulky, ktore este mozme posypat kokosom
zjeme, ideme spat
vivat academicus

hrmill

otvorit flasu cerveneho, vypit a ist spat
Čím viac práce človek má, tým sa cíti vyčerpanejší a horšie znáša stres. To isté môžeme povedať o sexe, čím je ho menej, tým je zdravie horšie a účinky stresu výraznejšie. Preto sexujte a sexujte.

nighthunter

Velkonocne  rumove pralinky:

Zoberieme cokoladoveho zajaca. odhryzneme mu usi. dolejeme rumom
a mozme jest.
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

mucko

Osie hniezdo

Prísady:
40dg polohrubej múky, 1 Palmarin, 2dg droždia, soľ, 1dl mlieka, 1 kávová lyžička cukru, 4 vajíčka, 30dg práškového cukru, 15dg mletých orechov

Postup:
Do vlažného mlieka dáme cukor a droždie - necháme napučiť. Potom pridáme palmarin, soľ, 4 žĺtky, múku a vypracujeme cesto.
Bielka zo 4 vajec vyšľaháme spolu s cukrom nad parou a pridáme orechy.
Cesto rozdelíme na 4 časti, rozvaľkáme a na každú časť natrieme plnku. Zrolujeme a narežeme. Rozložíme ich na  plech / ja dávam na plech papier na pečenie / a pečieme do zlata.

mojej frajerky mama to piekla a bolo to výborné :P odporúčam

radix

prisady: voda
postup: nechame zovriet vodu a nelejeme do pohara
vylepsenie: priadame vrecko caju

Mike

Pusinky  (kokosove)

Potrebujeme:
4 bielka, 300g práškového cukru, 250g kokosu, 1 PL strúhanky, štipka soli, lekvár podľa chuti, čokoláda na varenie, 100g Hery

Postup:
Bielka s cukrom šľaháme nad parou kým nezhustnú. Odstavíme z pary a vmiešame ostatne prísady, necháme vychladnúť a z cesta formujeme pusinky. Pokladáme ich na vymastený alebo papierom na pečenie vyložený plech,. Rúru predohrejeme na 150 stupňov a pusinky v nej necháme "sušiť" cca 10-15 minút. Vytiahnuť ich treba keď začnú meniť farbu. Necháme ich vychladnúť a spájame lekvárom. Do hrnca nad parou si rozpustíme 100g hery a jednu celú čokoládu na varenie, namáčame spojené pusinky do polovice, necháme vychladnúť a uložíme do chladničky.

Mne to mamina robila ... mňaaaaaaaaaam  :)




puq

ak niekto neskusal este tak kava + na vrh posipat skoricou :)

Cadmus

Pitie na cely vecer

0.25l pomarancoveho dzusu, 0.25l mineralky, 10 kvapiek tabasco habanero, rozmiesat poriadne. chuti to ako dzus s vodou, ale po prehltnuti ostane prijemna stiplava chut na mandliach :D

Mike

Cisty jogurt + granko  ;)

Jogurt len znacky SABI !!!  :P

mishelka

#14
SMOTANOVY POHAR Z BOZENKY :D

- mysticky na dezert alebo pohare
- 1 kyslu smotanu (cim viac % tym better, najlepsie Sabi  :thumbs-up: :p:)
- 2 polievkove lyzice cukru
- piskoty (mozu byt aj cokoladove)
- 1 kompot (jedno aky, nemusi byt prave ananasovy - alebo mozete pomiesat viac kompotov)
- (slahackova smotana)
- granko alebo cokoladova poleva

Vidu z toho asi dva-tri take pohare ako v bozenke, cize ak chcete pre viacerych, tak treba kupit dve smotanky :)

NAVOD:
1. V mysticke rozmiesame kyslu smotanu s cukrom. nechame postat, aby sa cukor riadne rozpustil.
2. Zatial si do misiek alebo poharov pripravime piskoty a polejeme ich stavou z kompotu (ak mate malo stavy alebo ziadnu, mozete piskoty namocit do mlieka) - POZOR, NEROZMOCIT!
3. Potom na piskoty dame par malych lyziciek ovocia z kompotu.
4. Znovu rozmiesame smotanu a postupne ju davkujeme do mysticiek/poharov.
5. Navrch dame este kusok ovocia z kompotu.
6. Kto chce, moze si vyslahat zo sladkej slahackovej smotany slahacku a dat ju na vrch (v ziadnom pripade hnusne slahacky z rastlinneho tuku!!! :mishela :mishela :mishela).
7. Posypeme grankom alebo cokoladovou polevou.
8. Voila, HOTOVO, mozeme podavat ako dezert :D Bru chut :)

PS: z navodu hore napisaneho vam vyjde za tu istu cenu 4x viac ako v Bozenke :emot-dance:
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

nighthunter

Quote from: mishelka on  01.04.2010, 20:33:05
SMOTANOVY POHAR Z BOZENKY :D

- mysticky na dezert alebo pohare
- 1 kyslu smotanu (cim viac % tym better, najlepsie Sabi  :thumbs-up: :p:)
- 2 polievkove lyzice cukru
- piskoty (mozu byt aj cokoladove)
- 1 kompot (jedno aky, nemusi byt prave ananasovy - alebo mozete pomiesat viac kompotov)
- (slahackova smotana)
- granko alebo cokoladova poleva

Vidu z toho asi dva-tri take pohare ako v bozenke, cize ak chcete pre viacerych, tak treba kupit dve smotanky :)

NAVOD:
1. V mysticke rozmiesame kyslu smotanu s cukrom. nechame postat, aby sa cukor riadne rozpustil.
2. Zatial si do misiek alebo poharov pripravime piskoty a polejeme ich stavou z kompotu (ak mate malo stavy alebo ziadnu, mozete piskoty namocit do mlieka) - POZOR, NEROZMOCIT!
3. Potom na piskoty dame par malych lyziciek ovocia z kompotu.
4. Znovu rozmiesame smotanu a postupne ju davkujeme do mysticiek/poharov.
5. Navrch dame este kusok ovocia z kompotu.
6. Kto chce, moze si vyslahat zo sladkej slahackovej smotany slahacku a dat ju na vrch (v ziadnom pripade hnusne slahacky z rastlinneho tuku!!! :mishela :mishela :mishela).
7. Posypeme grankom alebo cokoladovou polevou.
8. Voila, HOTOVO, mozeme podavat ako dezert :D Bru chut :)

PS: z navodu hore napisaneho vam vide za tu istu cenu 4x viac ako v Bozenke :emot-dance:
OMFG!!!!
vYjdu nie vidu !!!!
mIska nie mYska
mys je zviera
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

tino8

0.5l piva

vylepsenie: + 0.5l piva
vylepsenie vylepsenia: + 0.5l piva
.
.
.
n-te vylepsenie: + 0.5l piva


karamel je cukr co se uz neuzdravi!

domino3d

Quote from: tino8 on  01.04.2010, 21:45:43
0.5l piva

vylepsenie: + 0.5l piva
vylepsenie vylepsenia: + 0.5l piva
.
.
.
n-te vylepsenie: + 0.5l piva
vylepsim (vysperkujem) ti to

if (you != drunk)
  you = you + 0,5l(pivo);
else
  go to sleep;
vivat academicus

tino8

tak potom radsej

while (you != totallyDrunk) {
you.drinkBeer();
}

:D


karamel je cukr co se uz neuzdravi!

domino3d

Quote from: tino8 on  01.04.2010, 23:36:01
tak potom radsej

while (you != totallyDrunk) {
you.drinkBeer();
}

:D


aaah objektove :)
ja som to mal v cecku :D kazdy si teraz moze vybrat podla chuti :):)
vivat academicus

Safyia

Ingediencie: piskoty, mlieko, slahacka, lekvar (alebo dzem, neviem aky je medzitym rozdiel :D)

postup: namocime piskoty do mlieka, aby boli take akurat, ani tvrde, ani rozmocene na kasu :D poukladame vedla seba na tanier 1 vrstvu. Potrieme lekvarom a slahackou a polozime dalsiu vrstvu piskot, opat lekvar a slahacku aa vrstvy opakujeme kym nam nedojdu ingrediencie ;-D
Vylepsenie:  Na vrch dzubnite jahodyyyy, mnam :D

Fajne to je, odporucam... Prave mam jeden plesnivy doma, ak by ste chceli ochutnat donesiem po Velkej noci :D

Mike

Quote from: Safyia on  02.04.2010, 00:49:29
lekvar (alebo dzem, neviem aky je medzitym rozdiel :D)

V čom je rozdiel medzi džemom a lekvárom? Čím sa líšia? Iba konzistenciou  ;)
Hotový džem obsahuje viditeľné kúsky ovocia, lebo sa varí z pokrájaného ovocia.
Lekvár má hladkú konzistenciu, pretože sa pripravuje z rozmixovaného alebo pomletého ovocia.
Želé alebo ovocný rôsol sa pripravuje iba z ovocnej šťavy.

trosku som ti to ozrejmil ?  :)

Safyia

Quote from: Mike on  02.04.2010, 01:12:26
Quote from: Safyia on  02.04.2010, 00:49:29
lekvar (alebo dzem, neviem aky je medzitym rozdiel :D)

V čom je rozdiel medzi džemom a lekvárom? Čím sa líšia? Iba konzistenciou  ;)
Hotový džem obsahuje viditeľné kúsky ovocia, lebo sa varí z pokrájaného ovocia.
Lekvár má hladkú konzistenciu, pretože sa pripravuje z rozmixovaného alebo pomletého ovocia.
Želé alebo ovocný rôsol sa pripravuje iba z ovocnej šťavy.

trosku som ti to ozrejmil ?  :)

Dakujem :D Aj tak to sice zabudnem asi... Ale odporucam dzem! :D

psicho

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=====================List of chemicals and materials————

——————-Dilute Hydrochloric acid–> This may be purchased
at the hardware store. It's sold as a brick and driveway cleaner.
They call it muriatic acid. Sodium Hydroxide–> This, you probably
already have. It's called "lye" at mostplaces; it's drain cleaner.
Ethyl Ether–> You'll probably have to make this. Don't worry,
it's a breeze. Just go to your local K-mart or Auto parts store,
and get a can of that "STARTING FLUID" it comes in a spray can.
It's used for cold weather starting of gasoline engines."VICKS" nasal
inhalers–>USE ONLY VICKS!! No other kind will work that I know of.
These are at any drug store or grocery, etc.. You need 12 of em,
butdon't buy em' by the dozen, unless its winter time, then you can
just say yer from some nursing home, and you're stockin up for the patients.
Otherwise buyem' 2 at a time, if possible. Get a friend to help you.
The druggists at the drug store usually will know what's goin on
if you buy quantity.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
LIST OF EQUIPMENT
—————– Two large eyedroppers-
ten small glass bottles-
one large glass or porcelainbowl-
coffee filters-
one small jar with a top-
one Pyrex baking dish-
oneglass test tube.———————
———————————————————-
-==*(> N O T I C E DO THIS. OPEN A WINDOW IN THE ROOM IF POSSIBLE. FOLLOW THESE
INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY. THIS RECIPE HAS BEEN TESTED AND THIS IS
THE BEST WAY TO DO IT. DON'T TAKE SHORTCUTS, AND DON'T EVEN START TO
DO THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE ABOUT 3 HOURS SPARE.—————————
—————————————————-
PREPARING ETHER! (DO THIS FIRST)Take one of the small bottles and
spray starter fluid in it till it lookshalf-full. Then
fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for
5 minutes. Then, draw off the top layer with the eyedropper, and throw
away the water layer. Repeat this until you have about 3 oz. of ether.
Put the cap on it, and put it in the refrigerator if you can.
(If you can't, don'tworry about it) You'll use this in the procedure below.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
THE TRIED AND TRUE HOME PRODUCTION METHOD
(1) Break open the inhalers, a pair of real sharp scissors does this good.
Place the cottons that were inside in a jar and close the lid.
(Remember youuse all 12 cottons.)
(2) In the bowl, combine 1- 1/3 oz. water and 2/3 oz. muriatic acid.
Shred cottons in this solution, and knead for 5 minutes with hands.
(ALWAYS BE SURE THERE'S CLEAN RUBBER GLOVES on your hands.)
You can do it bare-handed if you'vegot tough skin.
Squeeze all juice out of filters after you knead, and throw em away.
(3) Filter the remaining liquid into the quart jar.
It will be necessary to dothis several times to get that awful
smelling oil out. The chemicals in theinhalers have been bonded
to the HCl, and the oils have been filtered off.Throw the filters away.
(4) Pour enough of the solution into a small bottle to fill it 1/3 full.
Saveany leftover juice for the second batch.
(5) Pour 1/4 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle and agitate.
Do thiscarefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off a gas.
Repeat thisstep until the mixture remains cloudy.
(6) Fill the bottle from step (5) up the rest of the way with ether.
Cap thebottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes.
It is very important to expose everymolecule of the free-base to
the ether for as long as possible.
(7) Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick.
Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible.
(8) Remove the top layer with the eyedropper, being careful not
to get any ofthe middle layer in it. Save the top layer,
and throw the rest away.
(9) Fill a bottle half-way with water, and about 10 drops of acid.
Pour thetop layer from step (8) into the bottle, and cap it.
Shake the bottle for 2minutes.
When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away.
The freebase has now been bonded to the HCl/water mixture.
(10) If there is anything left from step (3), repeat the procedure with it.
(11) Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat.
You can do this onthe stove, but I have found that if you leave it on
top of a hot-water heater (like the one that supplies hot water to your house)
for about 2-3 days, theremaining crystals will be Methamphetamine.
Some notes:Police are now calling this the "New Cocaine".
It is very easy to become delirious off the ether fumes,
so be sure you arewell ventilated, I mean it!!!
Small, aspirin, or experiment bottles seem to work the best for
smaller batches. The measurements are not exact, so you don't
have to be either.In step 9, be sure you don't use too much water.
Remember, this is the water you have to use to evaporate.
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freshmakerik

aj počítač je len človek..