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Title: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 27.09.2008, 00:06:25
<Evica>   deti maju vistu alebo xp?
<apokalyps>   deti maju windows..
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 28.09.2008, 01:01:45
<radix^^> nemtom co znamena 2cm?
<nemtom_2cm> dlzka mojho udu v excitovanom stave
<radix^^> europsky priemer?:D
<nemtom_2cm> ee, osobne maximum
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 28.09.2008, 17:25:17
<EViCA>   a dnes je nedela :-D
<EViCA>   v nedelu sa nestazujem :-D
<vird>   dnes je nedela?
<EViCA>   hej dnes je nedela
<vird>   tak preto mi mama bali veci :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 28.09.2008, 21:15:16
<nemtom_b00k> zacitime ciciny a hned jaky sme gentlemani :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: DeeL on 29.09.2008, 06:00:34
<nemtom_w0rk>   bold je pismo
<Pusta>   JA VIEM
<nemtom_w0rk>   aha prepac, myslel som ze si evica :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 05.10.2008, 01:26:04
--- mishelka sa premenoval na havinko
--- sprtka sa premenoval na mys
--- Teraz ste známy ako macicka
--- nemtom sa premenoval na SVINAAAA

 :D  :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Evica on 13.10.2008, 05:27:37
<kOsTi>   som hladny :D
<kOsTi>   neviem ci nebudem tehotny ci co
<kOsTi>   dnes by som len zral
<kOsTi>   ani som to uz davno nedostal :D
<kOsTi>   asi budem :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: mishelka on 17.10.2008, 03:31:44
<Lucka>     zloduch a to tome vie spievat?
<zloduch>  tu penisku?
                s
                :D :D
                pesnicku :D
                lol
...
...
<Lucka>     lol teraz sa ukazalo ze nadcim zloduch rozmysla
<zloduch>   jj nad peniskami :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 17.10.2008, 05:52:11
   <jcube>   co je to vymrdane svs?   
   <kOsTi>   netusim... nejaky spolok co ma evica a veduci
   <kOsTi>   sekta
   <jcube>   spolok veducich sociek?
   <kOsTi>   asi :D
   <jcube>   sekta vymrdanych sociek?
   <jcube>   spolok vyhodenych studentov?
   <jcube>   spolok vyhonenych salamistov?
   <jcube>   :D
   <kOsTi>   secko je pekne, neviem si vybrat:D:D
   <jcube>   mozes to hodit do toho irc topicu :D
   <kOsTi>   hod to do kanala :D teda na kanal :D
   <jcube>   spolok vymletych sadomasochistov
   <jcube>   :D
   <jcube>   salama vedla syra
   <jcube>   syr vedla salamy
   <kOsTi>   :D
   <jcube>   s veducim sranda
   <jcube>   :D
   <jcube>   sedlaci vyrabaju syr
   <jcube>   :D
   <kOsTi>   :D
   <jcube>   a neico pre evicu: si vyjebana suka
   <jcube>   :D
   <kOsTi>   sopel vytiahnuty slabo
   <jcube>   a sopel vytiahnuty silno?
   <jcube>   :D
   <kOsTi>   skratka vyjebane suky
   <jcube>   jj
   <jcube>   :D
   <jcube>   proste socky...vyjebane socky
   <jcube>   :D
   <jcube>   silikony v sacku
   <jcube>   :d
   <kOsTi>   sacky v slipoch
   <jcube>   slipy v sacku :D
   <jcube>   slipy vedla sacku
   <kOsTi>   sysel vylucujuci sliz
   <jcube>   sasanka v sracke :D
   <kOsTi>   slabo vygracana slivociva
   <jcube>   :D
   <kOsTi>   susene vykaly slona
   <jcube>   slonie vyvracane sadlo
   <jcube>   :D
   <jcube>   aj tak si vyjebana suka u mna vedie :)
   <kOsTi>   este dajme par a potom to tam jebem :D
   <jcube>   :D:D
   <kOsTi>   :D
   <jcube>   susene vajcia slona
   <kOsTi>   spotene vyjebane slipy
   <jcube>   surovy vyfukany sopel
   <jcube>   slane vyhonene semeno :D
   <kOsTi>   :D
   <jcube>   statocne vysrane sracky :D
   <kOsTi>   silne vyvrcholenie slona
   <jcube>   suche vyprdenie samca
   <jcube>   soletky v sacku :D
   <kOsTi>   sobotnajsie vyprazane sople
   <kOsTi>   :D
   <jcube>   uz je toho dost nie? :)
   <kOsTi>   jj konec... chces este niekoho pozdravit?
   <kOsTi>   ja zdravim mamku
   <jcube>   ja zdravim socky v sacku
   <jcube>   :D
   <kOsTi>   :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Evica on 17.10.2008, 06:34:18
LucKa>   zloduch zvykne takto poprdkavat aj nv spolocnosti a potom je z toho velka zabava.. :D

pre neinformovanych: zloduch je puf
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 17.10.2008, 07:08:32
<znechutenyyyy> id srat, ci sa bojis strasidla?
<kilomassa> salenaci:D:D
<kOsTi> nechcem budit susedov jak to clupne :D
<znechutenyyyy> :D
<LucKa> :D:D:D:D
<kilomassa> :D:D:D
<znechutenyyyy> sa vyser vedla hajzla na papier a potom hodis dnu
<LucKa> :DDD
<kilomassa> :D:D:D
<znechutenyyyy> chcem povedat tisko spustis dole vodou

 :emot-LMAO: znechuteny=nemtom
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 17.10.2008, 07:12:59
<nemtom> kosti keby si take sral ze ma clupnutie zobudi tiez by som ti nedovolil doma spat
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 19.10.2008, 04:42:47
* DeeL odporuca: "Bez prdu ani krok!"
 :emot-LMAO:

(pre vysvetlenie - DeeL dnes prdi vkuse ze vraj :D )
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 19.10.2008, 19:41:59
<LucKa>   no ja idem sa robit cafte
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 20.10.2008, 22:11:46
<jcube>   kkti...ked vokorokos skape tak bude musiet lezat na boku aby mu ludia z riti mohli vyliezt
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Agamemnon on 26.10.2008, 17:48:21
<nemtom_hax0r> na disku mas skopirovane dvd, alebo divx nejaky?
<LucKa> hej
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: JCube on 03.11.2008, 05:12:39
<nemtom> ne, rozbehal som wifi v ubuntu
23:13 -->     kapu [n=kapu@adsl-dyn130.78-99-44.t-com.sk] quits (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
23:13 <JCube> jj vidim
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 07.11.2008, 21:00:50
<nemtom> ja ti prinesiem tecuce mliecko, ale musis si ho zasulozit
<nemtom> chcel som povedat zasluzit, prepac :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 07.11.2008, 23:01:05
JiLLiAn chce od nemtoma foto a po dlhom naliehani nemtom posle foto. Na fotke je on a drzi za ruku druhu osobu, ktoru ale na fotke nie je vidno lebo je odrezana

<kOsTi>   nemtom: a tu holku co naukazes? :D
<Guest>   bo to je chlapec :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: TurboKokot on 12.11.2008, 01:45:04
<nemtom>   checkujte moj najnovsi for
<kane77>   ta skus
<nemtom>   for ($i = 1; $i < 6; $i++) {
<nemtom>   :D
<kane77>   :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 15.11.2008, 19:17:30
<zloduch> pufinko21
<zloduch> omg taky teply nick kto by si dal
<LucKa> ty:D:D:D
<zloduch> ja by som si dal 22
<TheFunkPhenomena> :D
<zloduch> mozno uz 23
<LucKa> :D
<zloduch> som dlho nemeral
<TheFunkPhenomena> to merias od krku?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: t0Mi on 19.11.2008, 17:17:56
klypso>   tu to nepoznavam..
<kOsTi_afk>   ??
<klypso>   za huntera pise evica..
<klypso>   bez ohladu na to, co tam robia..
<klypso>   :D
<klypso>   zvykla pisat za veduceho, fanfa..
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 19.11.2008, 17:25:03
<t0Mi>   no tak co je afk ? som myslel ze AULA FYZIKY, vy KOKOTI
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: t0Mi on 24.11.2008, 16:05:50
(https://www.tu-ke.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg227.imageshack.us%2Fimg227%2F2184%2F36861387wc3.jpg&hash=ef2ab606f5b40b84526a78f359238e4e174b8de7)
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 25.11.2008, 17:43:00
Evica>   a idem urobit nieco co som mala urobit uz davno
   <Evica>   prestat sa nad va i rozculovat
   <_Guest_>   takze predsa dojde
   <klypso>   zmazat sa z fora?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 26.11.2008, 20:16:23
[14:15]   <jcube>   zabit cloveka to je ako sex...to nemozes hned hrrr
[14:15]   <nemtom>   :D
[14:15]   <jcube>   musis pomaly
[14:15]   <jcube>   predohra a tak
[14:15]   <nemtom>   jj
[14:15]   <jcube>   clovek si to musi vediet vychutnat
[14:15]   <jcube>   :D
[14:15]   <nemtom>   nj, treba byt labuznikom
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 26.11.2008, 20:17:21
upgrade
[14:16]   <jcube>   ale radsej si nedavat kkti :D
[14:16]   <klypso>   :D
[14:16]   <jcube>   ani sujanskkti
[14:16]   <jcube>   ani hudakkti
[14:16]   <jcube>   ani bacakkti
[14:17]   <jcube>   ani *kkti
[14:17]   <jcube>   proste nechodit na tuke :D
[14:17]   <nemtom>   :)
[14:17]   <jcube>   este tak rozmyslam ze sujansky hudak baca mozme sumarizovat na traja_musketierikkti
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 30.11.2008, 17:41:55
<LucKa>   bo to vacsinou len erotika je na nete.. ziadne porno..
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 02.12.2008, 21:02:10
zloduch   skus /op zloduch
apoKaLYPSo sets user mode +o: zloduch is now a room operator
zloduch sets user mode -o: apoKaLYPSo is no longer a room operator
zloduch   muhaha :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 08.12.2008, 03:42:57
reakcia na program - slovensko ma talant:
<kOsTi_afk> more lutujem ze ja som tam nesiel... aj retardovany som dost by sa mozno zlutovali
<LucKa> kOsTi_afk a aky talent by si im ukazal?:D:D
<kOsTi_afk> nohavicky by som ukazal
<klypso> xD
<kOsTi_afk> v druhom kole ciciny
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 16.12.2008, 02:26:39
LNC>   kto je este gej? len ja?
   <nighthunter>   sa priznavas konecne ?
   <LNC>   sak ja som stale rad fajcil kokoty
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 04.01.2009, 22:27:28
[16:25]   <zloduch>   zase klames?
[16:25]   <zloduch>   preco stale klames?
[16:25]   <zloduch>   toto by ma zaujimalo
[16:25]   <LucKa>   ja neklamem
[16:26]   <zloduch>   este aj klames, ze neklames
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 05.01.2009, 04:32:31
mishelka:   take trapas foto si tam daju a este si napisu nick ze "monuska" "mikuska"
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 09.01.2009, 19:17:20
[13:13:30]   <Lu_rysuje>   jak rozdelim kruznicu na 6 casti
[13:13:31]   <Lu_rysuje>   more
[13:13:33]   -->|   PICajkovskij (n=chatzill@adsl-dyn87.91-127-77.t-com.sk) has joined #tu-ke
[13:13:59]   <zloduch>   loool
[13:14:02]   <zloduch>   zakladna skola
[13:14:04]   <zloduch>   a take nevies?
[13:14:08]   <zloduch>   hanba na usta
[13:14:23]   <zloduch>   kruzidlom samozrejme
[13:14:25]   <PICajkovskij>   co co co
[13:14:30]   <zloduch>   [13:13:30] <Lu_rysuje> jak rozdelim kruznicu na 6 casti [13:13:31] <Lu_rysuje> more
[13:14:40]   <PICajkovskij>   loool
[13:14:42]   <PICajkovskij>   zakladna skola
[13:14:44]   <PICajkovskij>   a take nevies?
[13:14:46]   <PICajkovskij>   hanba na usta
[13:14:49]   <PICajkovskij>   kruzidlom samozrejme
[13:14:53]   <Lu_rysuje>   lenze ja potrebujem na polkruznici urobit 4 kruhy. a dve lezia na jednej osi
[13:14:55]   <Lu_rysuje>   joj no
[13:14:57]   <kOsTi>   co co co
[13:15:05]   <PICajkovskij>   [13:13:30] <Lu_rysuje> jak rozdelim kruznicu na 6 casti [13:13:31] <Lu_rysuje> more
[13:15:10]   <kOsTi>   loool
[13:15:14]   <kOsTi>   zakladna skola
[13:15:17]   <kOsTi>   a take nevies?
[13:15:21]   <kOsTi>   > hanba na usta
[13:15:26]   <kOsTi>   fail!
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 13.01.2009, 06:09:45
<nighthunter> mne minule vynechal autobus
<nighthunter> a NOCAK
<nighthunter> tak som ana druhy den zavolal na DPMK, ze kedze som si musel zaplatit taxik za 150
<nighthunter> cely januar chodim na cierno

 :emot-LMAO:
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 13.01.2009, 23:54:09
<klypso>   naruto3211) all: Tuto ti nieco posielam.Ked prave zacinas citat toto,neprestavaj,lebo sa ti stane nieco zle.Volam sa Daisy,mam 7 rokov,mam blond vlasy a hrozne oci.Nemam nos,usi a som mrtva.Ked toto neposles 15 ludom,zjavim sa dnes vecer pri tvojej posteli s nozom
<klypso>   lol
<klypso>   sa neviem dockat
<kOsTi>   klypso: ty sa bojis a poslal si to nam :)
<kOsTi>   11 ludi uz mas
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ppt on 14.01.2009, 00:10:07
[ot]aj nemtom sa boji, tak to poslal na cele forum (viac ako 15 ludi) ;D [/ot]
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 14.01.2009, 00:16:59
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D :D :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 14.01.2009, 00:26:44
co sa smejes, ved to iste som aj na irc hned na to napisal..
Quote
17:53]   <PICajkovskij>   dam do best of
[17:54]   <PICajkovskij>   done
[17:55]   <kOsTi>   xD
[17:55]   <klypso>   xD
[17:56]   <klypso>   takze nemtom sa boji viac ako ja..
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 14.01.2009, 00:28:01
ale toto je lepsie
[17:58]   <kOsTi>   keby tam radsej bolo ... Volam sa Daisy,mam 17 rokov,mam blond vlasy a hrozne krasne oci.Nemam zabrany,priatela a som nadrzana.Ked toto neposles 15 ludom,zjavim sa dnes vecer pri tvojej posteli


a necakam vecer navstevu
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 14.01.2009, 22:53:22
<Luckaa> to je test . ti napise ake si ovocie:D
<Jezis_Kristus> ja som urcite cokolada :D

Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 16.01.2009, 06:51:16
[00:43:01]   <LucKa>   take velke injecie s takym specialnym tvarom su skoro v kazdom scifi filme:D
[00:43:11]   <zloduch>   ty co zas pozeras?
[00:43:13]   <zloduch>   ufoporno?
[00:43:15]   <_Guest_>   LucKa: co kukaS?
[00:43:16]   <kOsTi>   tam kukaj nekomentuj
[00:43:23]   <zloduch>   jj teraz sa bavia muzi
[00:43:23]   <zloduch>   odid
[00:43:24]   <zloduch>   :D
[00:43:31]   <kane77>   idem prec asi
[00:43:32]   |<--   kane77 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 18.01.2009, 18:31:35
[12:28:53]   -->|   Antichrist (n=Antichri@adsl-dyn36.78-99-72.t-com.sk) has joined #tu-ke
[12:29:21]   <Antichrist>   zalozme daku sektu
[12:29:40]   <LucKa>   jaku?
[12:29:47]   <Antichrist>   a ked budeme mat najvac ludi v sekte, spachame masovu sebavrazdu
[12:30:14]   <dobrodRuch>   abo sundame zakladatela

//pre milovnikov porna a gramatiky
[13:29:08]   <Antichrist>   duch handclifer je ked si Aniy chiti penis do ruky a LucKa mu chity tu ruku a zacne tak pohibovat tou rukou tak hore dole ,... tazko sato vysvetluje no
[13:32:16]   <Antichrist>   to ked napr kosti si chity potom zloduch, a potom zloduch druhou rukou chiti ruku kostiumu a kosti tou druhou tu ruku zlochuchovy
[13:32:25]   <Antichrist>   a to potom ani neni gay bo si nechitate kokoty
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 20.01.2009, 22:31:13
<Lucka>   spoluziacka mi vola ze nema FARBIVO v tlaciarni
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 22.01.2009, 01:57:35
LucKa>   ked mam nainstalovanu najnovsiu verziu opery tie stare verzie mozm odinstalovat?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 28.01.2009, 21:24:39
<profinghudakdrsc>   hunto tiez jak kkt, skonci ing a ide dalej na phd, hunto potom kde pojdes? na docenta?
   aj ty chces stravit zivot v skole?
   <zloduch>   ma tam dobre pripojenie a ekonomky
   co viac mu treba?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 31.01.2009, 21:13:30
[15:12:37]   <LucKa>           hlavne ze vy vsetci ste krasavci
[15:12:42]   <nemtom>           ano!
[15:12:43]   <zloduch>           ja teda som!
[15:12:43]   <nighthunter>   ja som
[15:12:44]   <radixooo>           tak!
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 31.01.2009, 21:14:22
LucKa   hej vy ste asi taki krasavci ako mam ja velky zadok
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 05.02.2009, 08:11:38
[02:09:06]   |<--   Luckaa has left irc.freenode.net ("game over")
[02:10:02]   <zloduch>   no
[02:10:04]   <zloduch>   co teraz?
[02:10:08]   =-=   YOU (zloduch) have been booted from #tu-ke by zloduch (zloduch)
[02:10:09]   -->|   YOU (zloduch) have joined #tu-ke
[02:10:11]   <zloduch>   xD
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 05.02.2009, 19:26:34
(o adele banasovej)
<mishelka>   jj ze sa TI nemusela ucit a za sex sa dostane do televizie
<zloduch>   a ty si ako dostala 100A? :P
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 11.02.2009, 19:12:56
[13:10]   |<--   LucKa has left freenode (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
[13:11]   <Lucia_>   konecne odisla
[13:12]   <Lucia_>   krava jedna namyslena
[13:12]   <Lucia_>   :D
[13:12]   <nemtom>   hej ne?
[13:12]   <klypso>   :D
[13:12]   <nemtom>   furt tu oxiduje
[13:12]   <Lucia_>   pritom nic z nej
[13:12]   <Lucia_>   :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 12.02.2009, 21:04:37
<Lucinka>   matika neni tazka
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 13.02.2009, 03:17:18
21:16 < jcube> mozno si nakonfigurujem daky alkohol
21:16 < jcube> :D
21:16 < jcube> hostname jcube
21:16 < jcube> interface brain 0/0
21:16 < jcube> get alc more
:D :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 13.02.2009, 06:04:48
23:59 < zloduch> moe ale aj tak
23:59 < zloduch> vies ako to skonci?
23:59 < zloduch> bude mat svoje ccnp
23:59 < nemtom> co?
23:59 < zloduch> a neviem co
Day changed to 13 Feb 2009
00:00 < zloduch> a vies kto mu podpise vyplatu? dajaky terajsi druhak s E51 z numeriky
00:00 < nemtom> :D
00:00 < nemtom> nic take
00:00 < apokalyps> :D
00:00 < apokalyps> tak to urcite neeee
00:00 < nemtom> pojdem osobne za tym druhakom a oplujem ho
00:00 < jcube> more ked tak bude v momente idem do nepalu
00:00 < nemtom> nepal do pice :D
00:00 < zloduch> nepal more
00:01 < zloduch> obsadia cinania
00:01 < zloduch> a bude
00:01 < nemtom> tak!
00:01 < zloduch> postrielaju vsetkych
00:01 < nemtom> nj nj
00:01 < zloduch> jebnu tam bombu
00:01 < jcube> idem do nepalu pici do budhistickeho klastora dam si vyholit hlavu a do konca zivota budem v pokoji masturbovat
00:01 < zloduch> :D
00:01 < zloduch> :D :D
00:01 < nemtom> :D
00:01 < jcube> a nezabudnite ma dat do best of irc
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: JCube on 23.02.2009, 06:04:16
00:03 <jcube> by som im vopchal dazdnik do riti a otvoril
00:03 <*> nemtom is now known as dazdnik
00:03 < dazdnik> cool
00:03 <*> dazdnik is now known as nemtom
00:03 <jcube> :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 28.02.2009, 16:30:52
<LucKa> ziadna kurva nieje lepsia ako ja
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: hrmill on 05.03.2009, 23:56:40
>LucKa< kosti nikde nejde :D
>zdechlyPes< ja idem az ked LucKa pojde :P
>LucKa< kositi ma prist ku mne domov dnes  :D:DD
>zdechlyPes< donesiem prsty a budeme prstovat
>LucKa< s tastarskou  :D:D
>zdechlyPes< yeah
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 23.03.2009, 00:54:06
// znechutena = lucka = chemicka
< znechutena> ale ja ked klamem, tak moje klamstva su aspon realne
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 24.03.2009, 04:28:37
<lapaj> ale aj zloduch je sikovny ....na bradavkach mu zrobil vacsiu show jak majkl dzekson na poslednom koncerte :D
<lapaj> *mi
lapaj=muf
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 28.03.2009, 16:57:08
10:50 < LucKa> moe oco kuka v spalni porno a potrebujem od neho daco :/
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 03.04.2009, 23:41:07
[17:38:57]   <LucKa>   kde v tv ide hoikej?
[17:39:06]   <LucKa>   a to vobec dnes hrame?
[17:39:26]   <znechuteny>   STV3
[17:39:40]   <znechuteny>   LucKa: prestavka je
[17:39:53]   <LucKa>   stv3??
[17:39:56]   <LucKa>   wtf?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 06.04.2009, 20:37:13
<nighthunter> ty kks to je chaos
<nighthunter> lucinka je lucka
<nighthunter> lucka je puf
<nighthunter> cipok je kosti
<nighthunter> hva hva je kto ?
<nighthunter> nemtom ?
<LucinKa> puf
<nighthunter> a kto je nemtom ?
<cipok> a ty si detektiv?
<nighthunter> ja si hrejem polievku
<nighthunter> preco si cipok ?
<cipok> bo som v riti
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 08.04.2009, 06:05:44
<nighthunter> LubomirR:  tu si ty buzna ?
<nighthunter> more naco tu obsmrdas ked nic nepises ?
<nighthunter> OP !  desi ?
<nighthunter> vyraz ho zmrda
* zloduch MORFUJE!
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Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: neprihlaseny pouzivatel on 13.04.2009, 22:50:04
[16:37]   -->|   radixooo (n=lolo@adsl-dyn-105.95-102-33.t-com.sk) has joined #tu-ke
[16:37]   <_Guest_>   lama prisla
[16:38]   <radixooo>   kde? :o
[16:38]   <_Guest_>   lama sa ozvala
[16:38]   <radixooo>   ppt? :O
[16:38]   <_Guest_>   zas
[16:38]   <radixooo>   dyplomovku pis
[16:38]   <_Guest_>   ja racej trtkam do ludi
[16:38]   <radixooo>   fuj
[16:39]   <_Guest_>   co fuj, je to prirodzene a krasne :P pod uzi si to
[16:39]   <radixooo>   :/
[16:39]   <_Guest_>   uvolni sa a prijmaj
[16:39]   |<--   radixooo has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit)

... nikdo nema rad moj chumor   bk
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 21.04.2009, 01:29:42
<nemtom> som minule videl take fasa hodinky, som rozmyslal ze kupim aj sebe aj mne, ........

toto je egoizmus najvyssej triedy :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 23.04.2009, 03:03:23
<hrmill> Keby ľudia neboli tak závistliví, zlí a lakomí, tak by jedna ženská stačila pre celú dedinu...

:D reakcia na topic "ž keď bude vyrúbaný posledný strom, otrávená posledná rieka, chytená posledná ryba, až potom zistime, že peniaze sa nedajú jesť...."
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 28.04.2009, 01:14:39
19:13 < nighthunter> nj dejte mi kurvu nebo si vocas urvu
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 01.05.2009, 07:10:51
poprosim o vyjadrenie kolegu apokalypsa, mam totiz jednu dilemu v hlave a neviem na nu odpoved, otazka znie nasledovne:

klypso, ty si absolutny kokot co nemal detsku izbu? jebe ti uz docista na mozog? povedz mi preco do pice matere kickujes z irc ludi co tam prave niesu??? vadia ti? spravili ti nieco? nezmesti sa ti zoznam prihlasenych ludi na ten minipojebany monitor co si si vyzobral na sidlisku? ci co do pice?

dakujem za odpoved
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 01.05.2009, 07:12:08
jaj a tymto prosim kane-a aby mu zobral prava lebo toto sa stalo uz nie prvykrat
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 01.05.2009, 07:20:17
aj to zdokumentujem nech vedia o co ide aj nezainteresovany

20:56 < klypso> ne
20:56 < klypso> guest tam isiel.. tam nejdem
20:57 < klypso> :/
20:57 < radixooo> :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
20:57 < jebatVas> :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
20:57 < radixooo> ahojte
20:57 < jebatVas> :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
20:57 < radixooo> :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
20:57 < radixooo> ako to ide?
20:57 < radixooo> co tu je za bordel?
20:57 < klypso> sa kludnite pdc
20:57 < jebatVas> preco?
20:57 < klypso> vy ste bordel
20:57 < jebatVas> potrebujes predlzit pipik?
20:58 < radixooo> ja skratit  :(
20:58 < klypso> ne, moj je dostatocny
20:58 < radixooo> mozem ti potom dat zvysok :)
20:58 < jebatVas> nemozmalne to prekaze 10tim idlujucim ze napisem par smajlikov
20:58 < klypso> xD
20:58 < jebatVas> nenormalne*
20:58 < klypso> njn
20:58 < jebatVas> sa zobudte more
20:58 < radixooo> nie iba jednemu rozmaznanemu co tu ma prava
20:59 < klypso> ja ich pocikcujem dakedy
20:59 < klypso> ked zloduch nieje scghopny
20:59 < klypso> *schopny
20:59 < jebatVas> ides na to
20:59 < jebatVas> ukaz ze nesi zenska
20:59 < klypso> inokedy
20:59 < jebatVas> tak si buzna
20:59 < radixooo> hej pod vsetkych stadeto vyjebat
20:59 < radixooo> a potom si tu sam hni
21:00 -!- radixooo is now known as jebatTrnavu
21:00 < jebatTrnavu> jebat trnavu
21:00 -!- jebatTrnavu is now known as jebatTuke
21:00 < jebatTuke> to je originalnejsie
21:01 < jebatVas> jebat vsetko aj tak
21:01 < jebatTuke> nj
21:01 < jebatTuke> :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
21:01 < klypso> a teraz si ma nasral
21:01 < jebatVas> :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
21:01 < jebatTuke> tak si daj sprchu
21:01 < jebatTuke> chod sa umyt
21:01 -!- klypso is now known as apoKaLYPSo
21:01 < jebatTuke> ukaz aky si kral
21:01 -!- mode/#tu-ke [+o apoKaLYPSo] by ChanServ
21:01 < jebatTuke> ze tu mas moc
21:01 < jebatTuke> a v mechurt moc
21:01 -!- apoKaLYPSo is now known as klypso
21:01 <@klypso> njn
21:01 <@klypso> tak kto ide prvy?
21:02 <@klypso> lubko? maturantko?
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21:02  * jebatVas MORFUJE!
21:02 -!- jebatVas is now known as apoKaLYPSo
21:02 <@klypso> hh
21:02 < apoKaLYPSo> xD
21:02 <@klypso> a dalej?
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21:02 < jebatJebat> nemtom
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21:03 < jebatTuke> vsetkych
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01:04 < nemtom> co do pici sa tu dialo
01:04 < nemtom> LucKa: tu si?
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01:16 < nemtom> na
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 01.05.2009, 17:36:05
KED sme uz pri tom aj ja som bol niekolkokrat bannuty a kicknuty(bezdovodne) ale mfp ked si tym puf nieco kompenzuje
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 01.05.2009, 17:40:18
pome spravit peticiu a dorucime kane-ovi
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 01.05.2009, 17:46:22
jauz som na zoduchove vycinanie daavno upozornovala. a nikto ma nepocuval. ale zase doslo na moje slova. ze detickam co nevedia co so sebou netreba ziadne prava.. :P
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ppt on 01.05.2009, 18:30:41
Tak ja som uz nacisto skoncil s tymto IRC kanalom, aj tak som tam bol vacsinu len idler. A ak si niekto zacne bezdovodne vyhadzovat ludi z kanala, tak radsej nech rovno povie, ze ma tam nechce.
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 01.05.2009, 18:33:35
ale ppt zato ze ta vyhodil jeden nemenovany clovek, co nevie co so sebou tak neznamena ze si tam na obtiaz xy dalsim ludom. kludne dojdi :P
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 01.05.2009, 18:40:22
kto bude robit statistiky :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 01.05.2009, 20:18:52
KED sme uz pri tom aj ja som bol niekolkokrat bannuty a kicknuty(bezdovodne) ale mfp ked si tym puf nieco kompenzuje

vzdy bol dovod, ale asi si to na druhy den, ked vytriezvies, nepamatas... :P
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ppt on 01.05.2009, 20:21:04
Lucka: prave od apokalypsa by som to necakal. Ak by na to mal dovod, tak beriem.
nemtom: niekoho musite najst :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 01.05.2009, 20:23:37
KED sme uz pri tom aj ja som bol niekolkokrat bannuty a kicknuty(bezdovodne) ale mfp ked si tym puf nieco kompenzuje

vzdy bol dovod, ale asi si to na druhy den, ked vytriezvies, nepamatas... :P

ja som zazila aj take ze si ho vyhodil aj bez dovodne :P a poprosim jeden adekvatny dovod preco som bola ja kicknuta a nie raz ked sa tak obranujes :P
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 01.05.2009, 20:41:05
ja som ta nekickol :O
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: mishelka on 01.05.2009, 21:03:41
mna raz tiez skoro vyhodil bezdovodne, ale odisla som radsej sama :emot-LMAO: na takom irc sa neda existovat ked ta vyhodia len pre niekoho rozmary... :(
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 01.05.2009, 22:37:33
tak ako pise lucka. ked je dovod ma byt aj postih ale kvazimoc netreba zneuzivat. viac nemam co dodat a logy sa mi nechce prehladavat.
kym nebude ospravedlnenie od dotycneho na irc ma neuvidite
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 01.05.2009, 23:07:56
ale naco vobec kicovat vam asi dobre j**e.. je tam maximalne 15ludi z toho 3,4 co su online more ked sa nieco nepaci tak si dajte naplast na ego alebo rovno odidte do p**e a nie kickovat ako k*k*ti...
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 01.05.2009, 23:33:32
ale naco vobec kicovat vam asi dobre j**e.. je tam maximalne 15ludi z toho 3,4 co su online more ked sa nieco nepaci tak si dajte naplast na ego alebo rovno odidte do p**e a nie kickovat ako k*k*ti...

 :thumbs-up:
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 02.05.2009, 01:02:18
teraz take reci ale ked sa daco deje tak vam je dobre pisat: kickni ho, vyjeb ho, atd
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 02.05.2009, 01:39:38
ale naco vobec kicovat vam asi dobre j**e.. je tam maximalne 15ludi z toho 3,4 co su online more ked sa nieco nepaci tak si dajte naplast na ego alebo rovno odidte do p**e a nie kickovat ako k*k*ti...
radko zaujimave je, ze to pises prave ty, ked ty sam si to zapricinil.. :-*
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 02.05.2009, 01:41:19
ja za tvoje skusky a detinske prejavy nenesiem ziadnu zodpovednost
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 02.05.2009, 01:41:59
a jasne, zhadzujte to vsetci na mna.. mne je to aj tak jedno..
prava su mi ukradnute.. aj tak ste si mysleli, ze si potrebujem nieco zväcsit/zmensit..
a to ze som kickoval je jedna vec.. ale nedaval som ban..
cize kto ma auto relog, tak bol hned s5.. tak co picujete..
ano ppt kickol som a co teraz? to ti vazne brani vratit sa nas5..
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 02.05.2009, 01:42:24
ja za tvoje skusky a detinske prejavy nenesiem ziadnu zodpovednost
nenesies.. kickoval som ja..
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: t0Mi on 02.05.2009, 02:34:51
the fu*k... ?! co tu riesite mladez ? na prveho maja ? bu
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 02.05.2009, 02:48:15
kkciny.. ako inak.. ;)
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 02.05.2009, 03:13:53
nj cim inym sa mozes pochvalit
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Smokie on 02.05.2009, 03:50:24
boze deti, sak klidek... ved len kickoval, tak o co ide? ho zabite teraz za to...:) keby daval ban, tak nic nepoviem, ale ho tu zjebavat kvoli kicku?!?! to mi hlava neberie...
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ppt on 02.05.2009, 05:28:40
ano ppt kickol som a co teraz?
Teraz som sa aspon uistil, ze som spravil spravne, ked som ti napisal, ze tam uz nepridem :)
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 02.05.2009, 07:10:32
boze deti, sak klidek... ved len kickoval, tak o co ide? ho zabite teraz za to...:) keby daval ban, tak nic nepoviem, ale ho tu zjebavat kvoli kicku?!?! to mi hlava neberie...

keby kickoval ked ma na toho dovod a toho kto daco spravil, ale nestalo sa prvykrat ze sa rozculoval naco su tam ludia co nic nepisu. to je nieco take jak keby som ja napisal pm kazdemu tu na fore, a kto do 15sekund neodpise vyjebem ho stade...
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: mishelka on 02.05.2009, 13:59:21
:D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Aniy on 02.05.2009, 20:01:45
boze deti, sak klidek... ved len kickoval, tak o co ide? ho zabite teraz za to...:) keby daval ban, tak nic nepoviem, ale ho tu zjebavat kvoli kicku?!?! to mi hlava neberie...
21:11:04 [freenode] -!- Cannot join to channel #tu-ke (You are banned)
^^
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 03.05.2009, 01:11:14
nojs :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 03.05.2009, 04:18:33
Smokie - vdaka, ale zastat sa ma netreba.. kludne ked im to pomoze, tak nech si posluzia..
ppt - stale nechapem tvoje rozhodnutie, ale je to tvoja volba.. kludne na to irc nechod ;)
nemtom - nadavat na to, ze tam nik nepise je jedna vec a kicknut ich je druha..
spravil som to iba raz a zaplatil som za to, spokojny??
a aniy - je mi luto, ale ja som ta nebanol a prava uz nemam.. takze kontaktuj kane77a
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Aniy on 03.05.2009, 05:09:18
a aniy - je mi luto, ale ja som ta nebanol a prava uz nemam.. takze kontaktuj kane77a
to sa spravilo ešte ten deň ale bol som prekvapený no :) a chcel som vyvrátiť teóriu, že sa nebanovalo XD
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 03.05.2009, 16:58:16
lebo sa naozaj nebanovalo.. teda urcite nie mojou rukou.. :)
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 10.05.2009, 20:32:45
<LucKa> to je kto? je pekny_?
< zloduch> jj pekny
< zloduch> dusevne
< zloduch> veri v boha
< LucKa> aha tak nic
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: t0Mi on 18.05.2009, 04:15:38
KLYPSO A MATEMATIKA

<zdechlyPes>   1 2
<zdechlyPes>   1 2 3
<zdechlyPes>   1 2 3 4
<t0Mi>           1 2 3 4 5
<LucKa>         1 2 3 4 5 6
<apokalyps>    1 2 4 5 6 7
<t0Mi>            1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
<apokalyps>   fail
<zdechlyPes>   :D
<t0Mi>           :D
<LucKa>           :D:D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 18.05.2009, 04:41:37
zdechlyPes> LOOL http://tinyurl.com/73plu2 (http://tinyurl.com/73plu2)
<LucKa> cooool
<LucKa> :D
<apokalyps> zas
<apokalyps> :/
<LucKa> co?
<apokalyps> zivot na vyske
<LucKa> skoda ze som to nevidela davnejsie :/
<apokalyps> sak to davali nonstop na forum
<zdechlyPes> ah jaj
<LucKa> heeej? :O
<LucKa> ja som to fakt nevidela apokalyps :/
<apokalyps> sak v pohode :)
<zdechlyPes> ja som to tiez nasiel teraz
<apokalyps> ja nic nevravim
<zdechlyPes> cool nie?
<LucKa> doost
<apokalyps> samozrejme.. :d
<zdechlyPes> dam si asi taky avatar
<LucKa> zdechlyPes ani ty si to nevidel? :O
<apokalyps> sak si to do avatarov podavali
<LucKa> to faakt?
<apokalyps> mishela, pusta, joker atd
<zdechlyPes> ktooo? :O
<zdechlyPes> ciii
<apokalyps> njn :D
<zdechlyPes> to je take stareeee? :(
<LucKa> cozeee?

xD
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 21.05.2009, 22:29:37
16:26 < LucKa> prislo jedlo
16:27 < LucKa> (mama prisla z nakupu)
16:27 < kOsTi> ides zjest mamu?


ma z toho napadol vtip, ze aky je rozdiel medzi tym ked sa pyta na obed ludozrut a normalny clovek?

normal: co je na obed, mama?
ludo..: co je na obed? mama?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 23.05.2009, 23:36:37
<_Guest_> prenajmem izbu v 3izbovom byte,v centre ul. L.Novomestkeho. vhodne pre parik alebo 0161tudentov. pre jednu alebo dve osoby
<LucKa> kosti je tudent? :D
<kOsTi> ja som parik
<LucKa> :D:D:D
<_Guest_> kosti je polka pariku
<apokalyps> a kto je druha?
<kOsTi> ja a moj parok sme parik
......
<LucKa> 4000 za jednu izbu?
<LucKa> omg
<kOsTi> pre parik pohoda
<kOsTi> ta idem :D
<LucKa> jaj ta pre dvoch v pohode :D
<LucKa> ked aj tvoj parok bude platit:D
<kOsTi> ten si to odrobi
.....
<kOsTi> mne jedno
<kOsTi> radsej pekny chlap jak stara zena
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 27.05.2009, 18:21:56
<kane77>   a dneska idem po meste a sama pekna caja, ta som nevedel co sa deje az potom som si uvedomil ze som opity :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 31.05.2009, 18:37:58
// o luckinej foto

<nighthunter_eee> vyzera trichu ako muz na tej fotke
< LucKa> nighthunter_eee ty ani na zivo nevyzeras jak muz
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 01.07.2009, 22:02:11
LucKa - idem spat bo nikto tu
_Guest_ - mozem dojst?
LucKa - naco?
_Guest_ - aby si mohla spat na hrudi svojho milacika :D

:D :D :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 14.07.2009, 19:36:37
nemtom>   t t t t tt t t t t t ttttttttttt
   <nemtom>   to je pesnicka :d
   <nemtom>   komu by nebolo jasne
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: nighthunter on 17.08.2009, 19:10:49
Lucka>   inac kto pozera prison break?
   -->|   kane77 (n=kane@194.1.130.108) has joined #tu-ke
   <nemtom>   uz konec
   <nighthunter>   sak zu skoncil
   <nighthunter>   gretcen sa mi pacila
   <Lucka>   to v piatok uz utiekli?
   <nemtom>   :/
   <nighthunter>   omg :D
   <nighthunter>   toto je fail lucka
   <nemtom>   ne v telke kukame
   <Lucka>   lebo ja som videla tu cast co mali utiect, ze sa vypli svetla a ze idu het a akurat to skoncilo :D
   <Lucka>   jaj t apoviem ne? :D
   <nemtom>   :D
   <nighthunter>   v telke bezi prva seria
   <nemtom>   hunto das to ty na forum abo ja? :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 24.08.2009, 04:55:07
<zchuteni> mal by som uz srat ale ajtak som tu

:D zchuteni - nemtom
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 27.08.2009, 04:48:26
<nemtom> volali sme ho kedysi voki
<nemtom> teraz uz len kokot, geno, chuj a tak
<znechuteny> gyros
<LubomirR> A to ma bude aj učiť, čo?
<nemtom> ee
<LubomirR> Nie?
<nemtom> ma na to doktorandov ktory mu kazdy tyzden na hod a pol vylezu z prdele a oducia hodinu
<nemtom> potom sa vratia s5
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 11.09.2009, 16:27:14
10:11 < mais> nikto ma nema rad :(
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 11.09.2009, 18:14:32
<apokalyps> no nic.. idem na cerstvy vzduch trosku.. toto je privela..
<apokalyps> random kick.. dpc
..
<nemtom> neska pojdem na dizu a nahodne pojebem 3 caje :D:D:D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 19.09.2009, 19:27:39
[13:26]   <znechuteny>   fuj citim hrusku v sebe
..
[13:26]   <Guest75410>   lepsie jak ud :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 22.09.2009, 21:28:00
<LucKa> LubomirR caw
<LucKa> ako skola?
<LubomirR> LucKa: Ahoj.
<LubomirR> Takmer dobre.
<LucKa> a co zle?
<LubomirR> Odpadla mi hodina.

:D:D:D:D:D:
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 24.09.2009, 18:13:26
   <Luoslav>   neviete aka je klavesova skratka na zvislu ciarku ?
   <nemtom_>   jezkove oci
   <nemtom_>   sak to je normalna klavesa
   <nemtom_>   netreba skratku
   <znechuteny>   |
   <nemtom_>   kukni sa nad enter
   <nemtom_>   len si prepni na anglicku
   <nemtom_>   to aj zavinac pises klavesovou skratkou?
   <znechuteny>   alt 64 :D
   <Luoslav>   alt + v
   <nemtom_>   fajn
   <nemtom_>   nechcel by som byt informatik co nepozna anglicku klavesnicu
   <nemtom_>   a zlozene zatvorky a tak?
   <znechuteny>   alt v je na slovenskej
   <nemtom_>   vacsi mensi?
   <nemtom_>   setko skratkami?
   <Luoslav>   nepisem na anglickej klavesnici...
   <nemtom_>   na fei chodis?
   <Luoslav>   ved aj na anglickej musis drzat shift aby si pisal specialne znaky
   <nemtom_>   omg
   <znechuteny>   xD
   <znechuteny>   mam dost
   <nemtom_>   aj ja
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: mishelka on 28.09.2009, 02:51:06
:D :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 09.10.2009, 23:32:31
(https://www.tu-ke.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi37.tinypic.com%2Fj6peh4.jpg&hash=92865c40eb8765b884b56b06158f709fa0ac7a9c)

Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 10.10.2009, 00:05:25

(https://www.tu-ke.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi37.tinypic.com%2F35d71vl.jpg&hash=20cee6edd35339c918852d5f4c462c52245e9d90)


Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 10.10.2009, 01:17:49
* hladna is now known as uz_nie_hladna
* pozorovatel is now known as teply
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Safyia on 12.10.2009, 20:04:05
<nemtom>   ved to co ma v anale uz raz ajtak mal v ustach
<nemtom>   a zase sme pri sexe a srani :(
<nemtom>   podme sa bavit o kvetoch :D
<nemtom>   minule som osral fialku... :D:D:D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 12.10.2009, 22:33:07
<udavacRYTMU> nemate cit pre klasiku
<udavacRYTMU> len nove kktiny vam treba
<udavacRYTMU> crabcore a picoviny
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Safyia on 18.10.2009, 04:02:14
=-=   znechutene is now known as Robert_Fico
=-=   Robert_Fico is now known as Jan_Slota
=-=   Jan_Slota is now known as Barack_Obama
=-=   znechuteny is now known as Barack_palenka
 :evica:
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: stricky on 21.10.2009, 02:43:34
irc prebiehajuce na izbe:

Safyia: vy ste co?
stricky: my sme normalni, a co ty?
Safyia: ja som zena....
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 21.10.2009, 20:08:43
lubomirra volali na pivo.. a on ze nepije alkohol atd... ale...   :D :D

<LubomirR> Na mlieko by som šiel.
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 28.10.2009, 05:44:26
[23:14]   <AlojzNovak>   podme hrat nejaku hru
[23:14]   <AlojzNovak>   hadaj na co myslim
[23:14]   <AlojzNovak>   teraz!
[23:14]   <LucKa>   sex
[23:14]   <AlojzNovak>   dobre ides ty


[23:19]   <LucKa>   AlojzNovak myslis aj na nieco ine okrem sexu?
[23:19]   <LucKa>   a jedla
[23:19]   <AlojzNovak>   na kakanie
[23:19]   <LucKa>   no
[23:19]   <znechuteny>   ja necem :(
[23:19]   <AlojzNovak>   tak idem ja
[23:19]   <LucKa>   znechuteny uz mysli!
[23:19]   <AlojzNovak>   hadajte
[23:19]   <LucKa>   sex
[23:19]   <AlojzNovak>   ne
[23:19]   <AlojzNovak>   :P
[23:19]   <LucKa>   hovno
[23:19]   <AlojzNovak>   dobre ides


[23:36]   <znechuteny>   teraz ja xD
[23:36]   <zdravucky>   :/
[23:36]   <znechuteny>   mno mno...
[23:36]   <znechuteny>   rychlo bo zabudnem
[23:36]   <LucKa>   vec?
[23:36]   <LucKa>   maslo
[23:36]   <znechuteny>   jj :(
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 29.10.2009, 19:36:21
<znechuteny> veris v boha?
<kilomassa> nece sa mi rozmyslat sry
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 29.10.2009, 22:35:47
<znechuteny>   LucKa mozes aj usb doniest :P
   <LucKa>   jj
   <LucKa>   ked ho najdem
   <LucKa>   :D
   <LucKa>   ale ne
   <LucKa>   mam ho uz nachystany
....
(asi 15min neskor)
<znechuteny>   dig pici zabudla USB
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 08.11.2009, 23:31:31
<LucinKa> ta posli dajakyhc
<LucinKa> no ryhclo
<LucinKa> cem vidiet nejakeho muza!
<LucinKa> :D
.....
<znemtom> http://images.google.sk/images?gbv=2&hl=sk&ei=c_H2SqiJCpKG_AaW0eW-Aw&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=ashton&spell=1&start=0 (http://images.google.sk/images?gbv=2&hl=sk&ei=c_H2SqiJCpKG_AaW0eW-Aw&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=ashton&spell=1&start=0)
<radixooo> znemtom: ona chcela chlapa nie muzatku
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 11.11.2009, 23:45:21

(https://www.tu-ke.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi37.tinypic.com%2Fbi9eth.jpg&hash=653359b83b905068bb01ec82ec9d6380f82d9dd0)


Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 11.11.2009, 23:49:51
<tampon> ale zachody prerabaju lebo dosli novy prvaci a vela seru
<tampon> novi :/
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 12.11.2009, 03:02:06
 kOsTi (n=petko@dial-92-52-41-114-orange.orange.sk) has joined #tu-ke
<kOsTi> P-p-p-poker face
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Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 14.11.2009, 08:10:00
02:07 < safyia> si ju dneska roztiahnem nech mam vel amiesta
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 16.12.2009, 04:52:55
<>   dig viete preco pusta nechodi sem?
<>   ne
<>   tolko volnych slotov neni na servri :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 23.01.2010, 00:36:33
debata o silonkach:

<LucKa> ta ked nemusim tak ich neberiem :D
<havo> ja mam furt pre istotu
<LucKa> :D:D:D
<LucKa> nosis silonky? :D
<havo> a co? sak potom fajne teplo je
<havo> ja sa za to nehanbim
<havo> mam aj vzorovane


havo = kosti :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 24.01.2010, 17:32:52
<macka> LucKa a auta musis poznat, to nesi xlap, ked ix nepoznas

macka = lnc
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 25.01.2010, 06:42:54
<velmi_znechutena>  myslite ze slony maju chlpy v celom chobote?

velmi_znechutena = no sak vsetci vieme
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 26.01.2010, 22:20:53
 havo (n=petko@dial-95-105-145-125-orange.orange.sk) has joined #tu-ke

<havo> znemtom da sa bombovat ti?
<znemtom> havo: ja som bomboval
<havo> dik
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Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 28.01.2010, 01:11:07
<kilomassa> ze com neni na fore o forumovici
<radixooo> bo facebook ma kazdy
<radixooo> forum nie
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 03.02.2010, 23:06:19
-->|  nekonecny (~chatzilla@dial-95-105-204-226-orange.orange.sk) has joined #tu-ke
<nekonecny>  cus all
<nekonecny>  kde kupim slamky?
<nekonecny>  cus all
|<--   nekonecny (~chatzilla@dial-95-105-204-226-orange.orange.sk) has left #tu-ke
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 01.03.2010, 22:38:51
16:35 < zne> run bitch run
16:36 -!- LucKa [~Lucia@nat-84-16-60-46.extel.sk] has quit [Read error:
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Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 03.03.2010, 23:32:23
<zne> keby som bol opacneho pohlavia aj ja by som chcel chodit s luckou :D

zne- nemtom
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 14.03.2010, 00:43:52
<radixooo> http://spravy.pravda.sk/najstarsia-na-svete-je-asi-gruzinka-co-pije-vodku-f6h-/sk_svet.asp?c=A100313_132800_sk_svet_p29 (http://spravy.pravda.sk/najstarsia-na-svete-je-asi-gruzinka-co-pije-vodku-f6h-/sk_svet.asp?c=A100313_132800_sk_svet_p29)
<radixooo> :D
<radixooo> akoze co robi tak dlho na svete
<radixooo> dpc
<havo> pije!
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 17.03.2010, 03:11:08
<_Guest_> havo taze oni este piju tam ci co? bol si tam? u hunta v kancli?
<havo> more sa vypytujes jak gruzinsky reporter
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 07.05.2010, 02:44:50
<havo> som dnes dostal znamenie od boha
<havo> ta som si robil jest a siel som sypat muku a som dajak nevnimal aaa naraz spadlo daco z policky uplne dajak nahodou na mna ja ze WTF... a kukam a v tuke mam cukor ne muku :O :O :O
<havo> ruke*
..
<havo> potom so nasypal muku a zrobila sa tvar jezisa... ale to uz je vedlajsie
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 27.05.2010, 20:19:29
14:16 < apokalyps> teraz som obedoval a som zas hladny
14:16 < korienok> ja som mal peceny bocik na obed
14:16 < Safyia>  ja dva rozky s natierkou :D
14:17 < korienok> tu vidno rozdiely ze smerom na zapad sa zije lepsie :D

//edit: korienok = radix, ale to asi kazdemu doslo
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: JCube on 05.06.2010, 18:32:36
12:28 -!- havo is now known as Fico
12:28 -!- jcube is now known as Pali
12:29 -!- Ing_hamsik is now known as janoSzlota
12:30 -!- LucKa is now known as malikova
12:30 -!- Pali is now known as Glendova
12:30 -!- korienok is now known as klyzanova-rysova
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 18.06.2010, 03:29:54
[21:28:46]   <Luckaa>   joj
[21:28:48]   <Luckaa>   som sa pomylila
[21:29:00]   <psicho>   milit sa je dievcenske...
[21:29:05]   <psicho>   mylit
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 16.07.2010, 01:25:45
<radixooo> ach tie zenske narobia ale drahoty
<kapu> jj
<radixooo> jebat to nechce fotit sa to neche
<kapu> ale volit by chcelo
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 17.07.2010, 18:46:48
12:42 < _Guest_> yeah vcera som nefajcil cely den a jak mi je teraz dobre
12:45 < jcube> ja som ti vravel ze vztahy s chlapcami ti neprospievaju
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 30.07.2010, 21:26:18
<dEVIANT>  pici brat sa tu vystriekal bo ide na evropu a ja to musim fetuvat...
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 07.08.2010, 03:40:21
<dEVIANT> odid!
<chobot> ty odid!
<dEVIANT> drz picu chobot
<dEVIANT> bo zavolam tvojej mame a povim ze furt len tu vysedavas a jebes do ludi
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 11.08.2010, 22:54:30
<kapu> mna volaju "pod sem"
<kapu> a.k.a. pocem
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 30.08.2010, 00:09:02
<kapu> neni mozne
<kapu> dalsia mucha
<kapu> PICI
<kapu> asi som si nasral do izby abo co
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: v_oid on 08.09.2010, 06:42:27
[17:48] < Sajficka> mam ciciny :d
[17:48] < Sajficka> male ale su!
[17:48] < LubomirR> K'usok z toho som zacal aj ja... Ale asi som dosiel len po prepis tej "kniznice" do C++.

Len sa mi velmi paci toto zlozenie tem na IRC :-D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: v_oid on 08.09.2010, 09:57:37
:D:D

[21:56] < LubomirR> Mne na C vyhovoval ten cviciaci, co sme ho mali... C velmi nevedel.
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Safyia on 11.09.2010, 05:13:55
<Safyia>   ten martinus je fest pomaly
<havo>     je to spolu s maisom na servery
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 14.09.2010, 07:16:05
<kurvy> sak nka na mecoibvem ci ste mtam bo,mju?

<nudny> dnes von by bol sranda vy krutby

kurvy=kilomassa
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 18.09.2010, 01:52:06
<Luckaa> xD
<kilomassa> jak sa robi ten smal
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 19.09.2010, 18:59:40
<lapeno_enriques> dig ale jaka ticha klavesnica, keby som nevedel ze pisem ta ani neviem ze pisem
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 26.10.2010, 23:58:36
<_Guest_> kolace mame este z vikendu a kus torty
<havo> si sa vydaval?
<_Guest_> ne, 60tku som oslavoval
<kapu_> vnukovu? xD
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 31.10.2010, 18:29:27
<havo> uz celkom dobra kvalita Inception je
<havo> http://i.imgur.com/X6i97.png (http://i.imgur.com/X6i97.png)
<kilomassa> to uz sa da stiahnut?
<havo> ne to koluje po nete ten jedne obrazok
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 05.11.2010, 21:19:18
<kilomassa> collegehumor.com poznate ?
<brus_li> ne
<brus_li> nikdy som o tom nepocul
<brus_li> vobec mi to nic nepripomina
<brus_li> to je nejake exoticke ovocie?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 13.11.2010, 19:31:17
<jcube> havo: ta idem ja miro adamcik a moja holka
<havo> ok ja budem mirova holka
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Safyia on 04.12.2010, 06:13:04
<vyucenyInzinier> kamos nal naormcky
<vyucenyInzinier> nadorky
<vyucenyInzinier> narodklu
<vyucenyInzinier> pci
<vyucenyInzinier> narodky

// to tak ked nemtom pije :D :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: kOsTi on 24.12.2010, 01:49:33
<paloSK>  joj ale voda nesmrdi
<paloSK>  ale ryba za vodou smrdi ...
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 03.02.2011, 01:47:51
19:44 < havo> uhm uz si videl vokoskripta?
19:45 < normalni> videl som
19:45 < normalni> aps
19:45 < havo> hej
19:45 < havo> som siel akurat povedat
19:45 < normalni> mwhahah
19:45 < havo> ale ta dpc.. 152chyb na stranu
19:45 < normalni> to hej
19:46 < havo> take skripta ze ked napisem miesto toho recept na knedle ta lepsie to bude jak hento s tymi chybami
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: pUf on 07.02.2011, 05:16:36
[23:11:44]   -->|   LucKa (~Lucia@nat-84-16-60-46.extel.sk) has joined #tu-ke
[23:11:46]   <LucKa>   puk
[23:11:48]   |<--   LucKa has left freenode (Client Quit)
[23:13:36]   <pan1c>   fuj teraz tu bude smrdet
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Safyia on 07.02.2011, 18:48:03
<kilko> nechcete kecat o dacom z it sveta?
<p4nic> robokazik minule osral router

// kilko = kilomasa , p4nic  = puf, robokazik = znemtom
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 23.02.2011, 17:30:34
11:28 < Safyia> a ze sa tam nefajci
11:28 < robokazik> to sux
11:28 < robokazik> ja chcem take kde sa pod stolom fajci
11:28 < Safyia> to je fasa!
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 28.02.2011, 04:35:49
<Safyia> moju velkost nemali ani
<Safyia> nikde
<robokazik> skus v zoo
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Safyia on 14.03.2011, 21:42:35
<PaloSK> deviant?
<PaloSK> deviantik?
<PaloSK> devianticek ?
<Safyia> skus pouzit tab
<PaloSK> co?
<Safyia> Tab
<Safyia> taka klavesa
<Safyia> nad caps lockom
<PaloSK> nemam tam taku !
<PaloSK> nad caps lock mam klavesu na ktorej je sipka do lava - do prava
<Safyia> ciboha to si srandu robis dufam PaloSK :D
<PaloSK> preco by som si mal srandu robit
<PaloSK> ne kazda klavesnica musi byt ravnaka, hej !
<PaloSK> rovnaka
<Safyia> lol
<Safyia> no ta to dam do best of irc
<PaloSK> si daj
<PaloSK> neviem co je na tom take vtipne, este si ani moju klavesnicu nevidela a uz zavery robis
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 06.10.2011, 20:01:56
11:07 < gust_> hmm kde v ke je nejaky fajny park kde by bolo vidno teraz peknu jesen a farby a setko.. ktory je taky najkrajsi v tomto obdobi?
11:07 < robokazik> park kultury deti a mladeze
11:09 < gust_> to je de?
11:09 < robokazik> neviem
11:09 < robokazik> je take?
11:10 < gust_> o_O
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 09.10.2011, 07:30:27
<LucKa> nikto tu neni
<LucKa> ?
<LucKa> robokazik
<LucKa> radixooo
<hrmill> umreli
<LucKa> ah
<LucKa> a  ty co?
 hrmill has quit
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 12.10.2011, 05:02:29
<kilomeska> kde vidno ze euro pada ?
<robokazik> vo volovinach
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 21.10.2011, 03:53:56
<PaloSK> ty komu fandis v lets dance ?
<Lucka> neviem
<Lucka> nesledujem
<Lucka> ani neviem presne kto tam je
<PaloSK> ale keby si sledovala ta komu by si fandila ?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: paloSK on 01.11.2011, 23:26:49
<PaloSK> LucKa ?
<znechutena> PaloSK ?
<PaloSK> preco si znechutena ?
<znechutena> uz nesom
<PaloSK> si sak vidim
* znechutena sa premenoval na LucKa
<PaloSK> aha
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: radix on 18.01.2012, 10:12:04
09:04 < LucKa> pocujte.. vo fax copy mi budu vediet vytlacit dokument z pdf?
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Kuresfank on 19.01.2012, 18:11:35
dajte udaje na irc server..neviem nikde najst  :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: Ing. nemtom on 19.01.2012, 18:37:46
#tu-ke na freenode
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 09.03.2012, 11:13:44
dovolim si napisat best of zo vcerajsej forumovice:

LucKa: to ste sa ako dostali k mojmu obcianskemu?
len keby to neboj sajfin vodicak ;D ;D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: cheMicka on 10.03.2012, 00:21:34
dovolim si napisat best of zo vcerajsej forumovice:

LucKa: to ste sa ako dostali k mojmu obcianskemu?
len keby to neboj sajfin vodicak ;D ;D

:D joj bola tam uplna tma a ta fotka vyzera uplne ako ta moja z obcianskeho :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: tommy-sv on 10.03.2012, 10:03:48
dovolim si napisat best of zo vcerajsej forumovice:

LucKa: to ste sa ako dostali k mojmu obcianskemu?
len keby to neboj sajfin vodicak ;D ;D

:D joj bola tam uplna tma a ta fotka vyzera uplne ako ta moja z obcianskeho :D

sajfa ma tzv. univerzalnu fotku :D
Title: Re: best of IRC
Post by: ApokalypS on 12.03.2012, 11:22:59
a tiez preukaz.. ;D