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Topic: VTIPY A FLIPY (Read 936793 times)
LNC
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biflošskí geekovia, to je moje
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1700 on:
24.01.2008, 04:33:56 »
halbot rulezz
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JCube
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1701 on:
24.01.2008, 18:03:06 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1X1D5uMy4E&feature=related
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Ing. nemtom
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lofr dyslektik
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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24.01.2008, 18:04:20 »
:D:D
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brix will be shat
stricky
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"LOCKnem vsetkych vratane Hun?a"
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1703 on:
24.01.2008, 18:14:47 »
ale este pohol na konci s nohou
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milanko
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Silence!!! I'll kill you!!!
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1704 on:
24.01.2008, 19:08:41 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWP6aYwi5M
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Ing. nemtom
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1705 on:
24.01.2008, 19:11:23 »
heh bez zvuku to neni fun:D
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Raleon
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Csirke forever!
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1706 on:
26.01.2008, 21:01:02 »
Vočč dis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM-mfEMssy8&feature=related
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Gaspacho
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1707 on:
27.01.2008, 03:03:54 »
Toto mi doslo mailom:
Štretol som še z ňu
Na šijacej dielni,
Ta som ju zavolal
Dolu do kotelni.
A tam me Valika
Take meno mala,
Na rande ku Topli
Ku večeru zvala.
Kup dajaku fľašku
Palenky či vina,
Žeby nam pri jarku
Nebulo barz žima.
Dal som še oštrihac
Umyl špacir štajgle,
Aby nešmerdzeli
Jako stare kvargle.
V jednoce som kupil
Proviant do koša,
V drogerii zaš
Tričko na lajoša.
Navečeral som še
Dvacec deka syra,
To som zahartoval
Pul litrom kefira.
Bo som še dopatral
Od pana farara,
Že kefir k ľubeňu
Zazraky vytvara.
Smedzilo me kuščik
A jak to už byva,
Zahašil som si smed
Jednym litrom piva.
A tak som še umyl
I šol do verbiny
A čekal som na ňu
Jak pujdze z dzedziny.
Prišla nacifrovana
Jak madona z Luvru
Až še tak prašilo
Od samoho pudru.
Kedz mi pricisnula
Dva cicky na lice,
Tak mi aj navreli
Mojo nohavice.
Strašne me zdurelo
Krev stupla do hlavy,
Scahnul som jej gače
A davaj do travy.
Jazyk mi šturila
Dzeška do gagora,
Znala še bars bočkac,
Ohniva potvora.
Kec som bul už na nej
A chcel začac šmelo,
Tu mi zaraz v bruchu
Coška zahučelo.
Hvarim, prepač Vali
Už som skučel v kraku,
Čužpajz zo mne štrikal
Mal som sračku taku.
Tak som še zmordoval
Tak som še vytrapil,
Bodaj by ten kefir
Načisto šľak trafil.
Tak po pul hodzine
Laxovac prestalo,
A zaš do ľubeňa
Spoločne še dalo.
Ona rozpalena
Jag bigľajz zohraty,
Ale zrazu v bruchu
Zaš kefir prekľaty.
Ta me tu poraži
S takym elixirom,
Kec še v rici neznaša
Pivo aj z kefirom.
Skoro po hodzine
Sračka mi ustala,
Osrate trenirky
Topľa mi zobrala.
Žeby som nešmerdzel
Sprejom som še fukal,
A zaš do ľubeňa
Valikoj še nukal.
Ta znaš mily Pišta
Začala do svaru,
So sračkou ty zostaň
Doma u budaru.
Po veľkim hadaňu
Kuščičko zmudrela,
Rozhecoval som ju
Až cala horela.
Nohy rozložila
A mne z nima scisla,
Až mi žimna kropaj
Na čolo vytriskla.
Heftovala dobre
Je to jej remeslo,
Šak še na nej
Vykruci cale mesto.
Všelijake figle
Zo mnu vystrajala,
Až mi na mašnatoch
Šnura popukala.
Kedz me buli napul
Odbaveni skoro,
To lem mi ric scislo
A bulo neskoro.
Puščil som ja struny
A kefir bohovy
Scekal mi po rici
A Vale na nohy.
Ešče do mne kopla,
Jak kurva zaklela,
Išče na dva roky
Odbavena bula.
Len na blizku mocno
V kraku bohovala,
Kedz sebe kolena
Od hovna scirala.
No a ja prebidny
Domu som še vlekol,
Pod každu kapuru
Kefir zo mne cekol.
Od vtedy kedz vidzim
Kefir na reklame
Od strachu mam v bruchu
Hotove lamane.
Od tej doby v mesce
Každy sopľak drista,
Hej tam idze kefir
A posraty Pišta.
ENJOY
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kane77
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1708 on:
27.01.2008, 03:22:55 »
lool
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A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
A: Top-posting.
Q: What is the most annoying thing in e-mail?
milanko
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Posts: 2428
Silence!!! I'll kill you!!!
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1709 on:
27.01.2008, 03:24:54 »
jaaj .. sice to trvalo kym som si to precital ale dobre
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buhehe
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1710 on:
27.01.2008, 04:11:31 »
Quote from: radix on 27.01.2008, 03:45:39
hh...mal si slabsiu chvilku?
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kOsTi
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1711 on:
27.01.2008, 04:25:01 »
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kane77
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1712 on:
27.01.2008, 05:03:10 »
Quote from: kOsTi on 27.01.2008, 04:25:01
amen
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A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
A: Top-posting.
Q: What is the most annoying thing in e-mail?
kamelot
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Posts: 1408
Heavy Metal (is the Law)
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1713 on:
27.01.2008, 07:11:25 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlt4YS0CJSQ
(ak to uz bolo tak sry) :j_cheesy:
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kOsTi
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1714 on:
27.01.2008, 07:29:11 »
som jediny komu to pride trapne? :j_cheesy:
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stricky
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"LOCKnem vsetkych vratane Hun?a"
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1715 on:
28.01.2008, 01:02:33 »
U R EMO
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Havran
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Here comes the fuzz
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1716 on:
28.01.2008, 08:02:54 »
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kOsTi
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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28.01.2008, 08:07:57 »
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mishelka
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Bacikova, nie Kreutzova. Bacikova!! :D
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1718 on:
29.01.2008, 00:45:02 »
http://itnews.sk/buxus_dev/generate_page.php?page_id=52126
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/windows/the-blue-screen-of-death-tattoo-282986.php
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=146907343&blogID=293176897
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mishelka
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1719 on:
29.01.2008, 00:56:44 »
typy na avatar
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buhehe
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1720 on:
29.01.2008, 01:32:08 »
hh som to nasiel na fore nasho net providera...
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nighthunter
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nighthunter
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1722 on:
29.01.2008, 04:11:22 »
tuke pwnz
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=89d7d8ccfe5dab92c31faf713379b72f
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kamelot
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Heavy Metal (is the Law)
Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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29.01.2008, 04:22:46 »
Quote from: nighthunter on 29.01.2008, 03:25:11
:j_cheesy: :j_cheesy: :j_cheesy:
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kOsTi
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
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Reply #1724 on:
29.01.2008, 04:25:07 »
ale mudre su... ved bez kompu je to vlastne jedine uzitocne vyuzitie
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