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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #675 on: 17.10.2007, 00:03:03 »
> Krásna distingvovaná dáma vkročí do lekárne, ide rovno k magistrovi a
> pozerajúc mu rovno do očí pokojne hovorí:
> "Potrebujem kyanid."
> Lekárnik sa pýta:
> "Načo preboha potrebujete kyanid?"
> Dáma odpovedá:
> "Idem otráviť manžela."
> Lekárnik vyvalí oči a namieta:
> "Panebože! Nemôžem vám dať kyanid na zabitie manžela! To je protizákonné!
> Prídem o licenciu! Obaja pôjdeme do väzenia!
> V žiadnom prípade NEDOSTANETE kyanid!"
> Dáma siahne do kabelky a ukáže fotografiu manžela v posteli s
> lekárnikovou ženou.
> Lekárnik pozrie na obrázok a povie:
> "Nuž - toto je niečo iné. Nepovedali ste, že máte recept."
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #676 on: 17.10.2007, 01:33:58 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #677 on: 17.10.2007, 01:41:00 »
Quote from: nighthunter on  17.10.2007, 01:33:58
http://www.hebmilo.cz/
to je co ako? :D to vyzera ako keby pisalo trojrocne decko toto... :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #678 on: 17.10.2007, 03:09:30 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #679 on: 17.10.2007, 03:22:46 »
joj Hunter to jak z realneho zivota normalne  :j_shocked:
moj priatel nazyva svoj notebook milacikom  ak:  ak:  ak:
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #680 on: 17.10.2007, 03:29:51 »
a teba ako? len tak pre zaujimavost... :-)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #681 on: 17.10.2007, 04:00:41 »
Jedneho dna si zajacik veselo pobehuje po lese, ked pri jednom strome uvidi jelena, ako fajci travu. Co robis? Zblaznil si sa? V takyto pekny den si na dobrom vzduchu nicis pluca? Pod radsej so mnou behat, aby sa ti pluca naplnili kyslikom!' 'Mas pravdu!' hovori jelen a zacne behat so zajacikom. Ako bezia, uvidia lisku, ako snupe kokain. 'Hej, ty!' -hovori jelen - 'Tu v lone prirody snupes kokain? Pod radsej s nami behat, aby sa ti pluca naplnili kyslikom!' 'Mas pravdu!' -povie liska a zacne behat s ostatnymi. Trochu dalej stretnu vlka, ako prave drzi v labe injekcnu striekacku s cistym heroinom. 'Hej, ochorel si? Tu v panenskej prirode sa chces nadrogovat? Pod si radsej s nami zabehat!' -hovori liska. Ale vlk vravi: 'Chodte vsetci do pice! Vzdy, ked sa zajac naslaha z extazy, tak behame po lese jak kokoti!'
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #682 on: 17.10.2007, 04:28:10 »
Quote from: Pusta on  17.10.2007, 03:22:46
joj Hunter to jak z realneho zivota normalne  :j_shocked:
moj priatel nazyva svoj notebook milacikom  ak:  ak:  ak:
ja nazyvam notas laskou... :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #683 on: 17.10.2007, 04:31:13 »
ja som ho dnes skoro zabil... ale potom som sa zlutoval
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #684 on: 17.10.2007, 05:30:38 »
Quote from: kOsTi on  17.10.2007, 04:31:13
ja som ho dnes skoro zabil... ale potom som sa zlutoval

a ze chalani neodpustaju :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #685 on: 17.10.2007, 05:34:10 »
potom by som musel zabit seba bo ma stal dost money :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #686 on: 17.10.2007, 06:32:04 »
ja ntb nemam
a ani nechcem
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #687 on: 17.10.2007, 14:20:41 »
ja mam a chcem
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #688 on: 17.10.2007, 17:00:33 »
hlboka myslienka :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #689 on: 17.10.2007, 17:53:09 »
asi je hladny.... :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #690 on: 17.10.2007, 19:07:10 »
ja som velmi...
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #691 on: 17.10.2007, 19:19:23 »
aj ja... aj smadny... asi umrem :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #692 on: 17.10.2007, 20:51:34 »
ano.. bol som a este stale som hladny...ale pizza je uz na ceste ;)
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #693 on: 17.10.2007, 21:11:56 »
ja som este stale... od rana som nic nemal :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #694 on: 18.10.2007, 00:33:30 »
to trenujes nieco?
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #695 on: 18.10.2007, 00:56:05 »
studentsky zivot :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #696 on: 22.10.2007, 01:22:27 »
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #697 on: 22.10.2007, 03:37:46 »
my: 5s/46 :) Ale mi luto bookyho.. :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #698 on: 22.10.2007, 05:40:05 »
nicitel klavesnice ako svina toto... :D
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« Reply #699 on: 22.10.2007, 05:40:52 »
ale tha fun musi byt... ;)
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