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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6975 on: 12.03.2012, 18:22:58 »

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6976 on: 12.03.2012, 19:05:41 »
si pozrite dnesnu sudnu sien :D nema chybu proste :D v archive este neni tak nehodim link :D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6977 on: 12.03.2012, 19:19:21 »
si pozrite dnesnu sudnu sien :D nema chybu proste :D v archive este neni tak nehodim link :D
Zajtra ráno pôjde repríza - teraz je dôležitejší hokej. Určite si pozriem, brat sa v obývačke váľa po zemi  ;D :D

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« Reply #6978 on: 19.03.2012, 23:38:55 »
sledujte na vlastnu zodpovednost, hrozi ze vam klesne IQ

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6979 on: 22.03.2012, 18:16:26 »

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6980 on: 31.03.2012, 01:11:37 »
Mozno old, ale ja som to nepoznal :D


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« Reply #6981 on: 31.03.2012, 01:21:41 »
ja som to uz aj skusil :D a kedze mame psika bolo to aj hodnoverne :D


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« Reply #6982 on: 08.04.2012, 02:55:00 »

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6983 on: 09.04.2012, 01:42:29 »

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6984 on: 18.04.2012, 12:18:47 »
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« Reply #6985 on: 18.04.2012, 15:28:56 »
jj, ten je dobry a podla mna ma pravdu ;D sak to de sme, ze by sa taky team tlacil vsade a my nic?
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« Reply #6988 on: 24.04.2012, 04:53:56 »
Ale je dobrý, to sa musí uznať  ;)

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6989 on: 24.04.2012, 17:42:19 »
mne nedoslo..
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6991 on: 24.04.2012, 19:15:19 »
Ze nevedia po anglicky.. Preto tam sedia.. Mne to nepride az take vtipne.

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« Reply #6992 on: 25.04.2012, 02:53:24 »
Ze nevedia po anglicky.. Preto tam sedia.. Mne to nepride az take vtipne.
daj dajaky vtip ty

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6993 on: 25.04.2012, 03:06:31 »
Cokolvek by som teraz postol, povedal by si, ze ti to nepride vtipne.


Edit: Skusim

A young couple is going to have dinner at the girl's parents' house, and after that, they plan to have sex for the first time. The boy goes to buy a condom from the pharmacy before going to his girlfriend's house. Obviously, as a virgin, he has no idea what he's doing. The pharmacist there sees the boy and goes to give him help. Soon they have been talking for over an hour as to which condoms are best. The boy buys a condom and thanks the pharmacist for all of his help. The boy then goes off to his girlfriend's house for dinner. He says hi to the father and mother, but quickly suggests they say Grace. Even after the father as finished saying Grace, the young boy keeps his head down, first for a minute, then 5 minutes, then 10 minutes, and then a half-hour has gone by. The girl leans over to the boy and whispers "You never told me you were so religious" and the boy responds "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist"
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6994 on: 25.04.2012, 03:31:33 »
Cokolvek by som teraz postol, povedal by si, ze ti to nepride vtipne.


Edit: Skusim

A young couple is going to have dinner at the girl's parents' house, and after that, they plan to have sex for the first time. The boy goes to buy a condom from the pharmacy before going to his girlfriend's house. Obviously, as a virgin, he has no idea what he's doing. The pharmacist there sees the boy and goes to give him help. Soon they have been talking for over an hour as to which condoms are best. The boy buys a condom and thanks the pharmacist for all of his help. The boy then goes off to his girlfriend's house for dinner. He says hi to the father and mother, but quickly suggests they say Grace. Even after the father as finished saying Grace, the young boy keeps his head down, first for a minute, then 5 minutes, then 10 minutes, and then a half-hour has gone by. The girl leans over to the boy and whispers "You never told me you were so religious" and the boy responds "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist"

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6995 on: 25.04.2012, 05:09:58 »
tl tr informatik? :ropebanana:

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« Reply #6996 on: 25.04.2012, 05:35:32 »
To mi pripomenulo klasickú scénu v lekárni z filmu TAXI  ;)


@Informatik - priznaj sa že si to nevieš preložiť  ;D ;D

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6997 on: 25.04.2012, 05:55:26 »
To mi pripomenulo klasickú scénu v lekárni z filmu TAXI  ;)


@Informatik - priznaj sa že si to nevieš preložiť  ;D ;D

Tou kritikou som len maskoval moje nedostatky z angličtiny :D
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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6998 on: 25.04.2012, 20:50:14 »
Cokolvek by som teraz postol, povedal by si, ze ti to nepride vtipne.


Edit: Skusim

A young couple is going to have dinner at the girl's parents' house, and after that, they plan to have sex for the first time. The boy goes to buy a condom from the pharmacy before going to his girlfriend's house. Obviously, as a virgin, he has no idea what he's doing. The pharmacist there sees the boy and goes to give him help. Soon they have been talking for over an hour as to which condoms are best. The boy buys a condom and thanks the pharmacist for all of his help. The boy then goes off to his girlfriend's house for dinner. He says hi to the father and mother, but quickly suggests they say Grace. Even after the father as finished saying Grace, the young boy keeps his head down, first for a minute, then 5 minutes, then 10 minutes, and then a half-hour has gone by. The girl leans over to the boy and whispers "You never told me you were so religious" and the boy responds "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist"

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Re: VTIPY A FLIPY
« Reply #6999 on: 26.04.2012, 13:35:18 »
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